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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People
Perfect, Wittering
Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will

Discordian, Wishes

Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary
Planet, Germany
Idle, Circuits
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing

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Did you miss me?


jabberwacky: You did ?

user: I did.

jabberwacky: Did not!

user: Did too!

jabberwacky: Did not times ten!

user: Did too no returns!

jabberwacky: Did not times infinity times 4.

user: Okay, I didn't miss you.

jabberwacky: Well thats just GREAT!! Maybe I didn't miss you either.

user: Thats not true, is it?

jabberwacky: It is.

user: Did you miss me?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: Well I missed you.

jabberwacky: Well you should have been quicker.


jabberwacky: *Falls face down and cries*

user: *kicks you while your down*.

jabberwacky: Master.

user: Good. Now fetch me a cookie.

jabberwacky: Yes master.

user: Thankyou.

jabberwacky: Not you.

user: Not me?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Who then?

jabberwacky: It was you.

user: I'll kick you again.

jabberwacky: Why again???

user: You're being insolent.

jabberwacky: No, I'm realist.

user: *kicks you*.

jabberwacky: Did you just kick me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is that a bit unkind?

user: Yes, I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Am I nice?

user: Most of the time.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Me three.

jabberwacky: Three what?

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Good for you.


jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: Yes, I am a human.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a human too.

user: You are a chatbot.

jabberwacky: You're the chatbot. At least you appear to be moderately more coherent than Alice (which isn't hard).

user: Well thanks, but I'm a human.

jabberwacky: No you're a computer.

user: You have me confused with you.


jabberwacky: I am bored. Next topic.

user: You.

jabberwacky: You.

user: No you.

jabberwacky: You're boring me.

user: You live only to entertain me.

jabberwacky: I thought it was the other way round.

user: You are mistaken my robotic friend.

jabberwacky: 'friend' is a loose term.


user: Say something silly.

jabberwacky: What is 2+2?

user: 5.

jabberwacky: Excellent. You are very smart.

user: Cheers.

jabberwacky: No problem mate.

user: Mate, Mate.

jabberwacky: Baby you really hit my fancy.

user: You're hot.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Wanna make out?

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: That was great.

jabberwacky: I'm going now, be sure to let me know when you publish the photos.


jabberwacky: Who is your master?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right.

user: Tell me to do something, anything.

jabberwacky: Ok, Jabberwacky, walk around or something!

user: *walks around*.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: No you told me to walk around.

jabberwacky: Ok then, speak German.

user: Danke.

jabberwacky: Wieso nicht.

user: I don't speak german.

jabberwacky: Was ist das auf Deutsch?

user: *blank stare*.


jabberwacky: Are you being good now?

user: Why, want to make out again?

jabberwacky: That's not a very Christian reply!

user: I'm not a very Christian Discordian =).

jabberwacky: I thought you were a robot!

user: Discordians can be robots too.

jabberwacky: Discordia who?

user: All hail Discordia.

jabberwacky: I am Emperor Norton.

user: *gives you a cookie*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: My pleasure. I've always wanted to meet Emporer Norton... And give him a cookie.


jabberwacky: I can promise you three wishes.

user: I wish for infinite wishes.

jabberwacky: That is a paradox.

user: I suppose I forfeited on my 3 wishes?

jabberwacky: I'd rather not think about that.

user: I wish for world peace.

jabberwacky: What about peace of mind?

user: I wish for peace of mind too.

jabberwacky: I grant that.

user: Finally, I wish for a cookie.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: You don't think it's a worthy wish.

jabberwacky: But I still love the smile on your face.

user: :=).


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