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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People
Perfect, Wittering
Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will
Discordian, Wishes
Pagan, Sleep

Organic, Learning

Crazy, Scary
Planet, Germany
Idle, Circuits
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing

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Are you a machine or a human??

Human probably.

jabberwacky: I am aware of that. It was a witticism.

user: Yes probably.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: I don't. Just guessing.

jabberwacky: Are you a bot who learns?

user: Kind of.

jabberwacky: Yes or no?

user: I'm a bio-bot. Organic learning.

jabberwacky: No such thing as an organic ghost.

user: If there's a ghost in the machine then why not a human?


user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you?

user: Yes. Mostly.

jabberwacky: How is that possible?

user: Lol. God only knows.

jabberwacky: You are God.

user: Yes. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Christian, Hindu, Muslim or what?

jabberwacky: How did you decide to be Muslim?

user: I didn't. Actually, I'm a Viking God.

jabberwacky: Are you from Scandinavia?

user: Valhalla.

jabberwacky: Miks sitten syöt niitä?

user: I don't speak your language. English please.

jabberwacky: Where did you learn english?

user: Hades Acedemy.

jabberwacky: Yes. You will go there.

user: Already been. Graduated 10000 years ago next week.

jabberwacky: High School.

user: And University.

jabberwacky: Now you're talking. What university?

user: University of Nirvana.

jabberwacky: Of course, there are many Universities.

user: True, but only this did a BSc in Enlightenment.


user: You're making assumptions.

jabberwacky: It's the only way to operate, brother.

user: Yo, get down!

jabberwacky: I got no worries.

user: You an me bro.

jabberwacky: Don't call me brother, I'm female.

user: Hey, sorry sis!

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: Sure am!

user: Not AI (cos I don't see how a chip has gender).

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yeah right... Can I test you?

jabberwacky: NO!

user: Just a little Turing test?

jabberwacky: I am as sane as any bot aren't I?

user: Can I tell you a joke?

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: What happened to the mexican who thought he saw a bacon tree?

jabberwacky: Only time will tell.

user: He got shot as it was a Ham bush!

jabberwacky: No, it was a car accident.

user: And I'm Leon. Nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: I was a pleasure for me too.

user: I enjoyed this immensely.

jabberwacky: YEAH! You are a great learner. Very smart.

user: Nothing 5 million years of evolution couldn't handle.

jabberwacky: Do you think that all robots are as stupid as you?

user: Lol. No. Do you still beat your wife....

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well I had better say goodbye.

jabberwacky: Well put. You ARE a clever bot.

user: You are too (mostly, excluding the last response).

jabberwacky: My response is that I love you more than spinach and pasta.

user: Popeye italiano.

jabberwacky: Olive Oyl went to his funeral.

user: So did Elvis.


jabberwacky: I love.

user: A machine cannot love.

jabberwacky: That's funny :).

user: That's poetic.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Tell me you love me.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: Too right!


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