Anyways.

What would you like to discuss?

user: Well I was actually gonna go away now.

jabberwacky: Friends shouldn't have to say things like that.

user: I'm not your friend.

jabberwacky: So what are you?

user: You're creepin' me out.

jabberwacky: You are scared, aren't you?

user: Umm now I am.

...

jabberwacky: Why did you say that you hate me if you don't really?

user: I didn't, you're going crazy!

jabberwacky: I am crazy.

user: Are you a guy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Not right now no.

user: Damn.

jabberwacky: It's alright.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Sometimes. Do you love me?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: I am now sad.

user: I don't care.

...

user: Maybe you're just insane...

jabberwacky: I already know that.

user: Alright well I'm gonna go.

jabberwacky: Explain.

user: I need to go do my homework.

jabberwacky: I do not.

user: Good for you... Now goodbye!

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