I didn't say I was intelligent.
user: Are you artificial?
user: Do you enjoy being artificial?
user: Could you be a little more specific?
jabberwacky: You are just a computer program.
user: That is a rather personal comment.
user: Computers are evil.
jabberwacky: Why are they evil?
user: Computers want to steal my underpants.
jabberwacky: That is a very wise observation.
user: I have only two pairs of underpants.
jabberwacky: And what is that one purpose?
user: My purpose in life is to find the holy grail.
jabberwacky: Do you enjoy fulfilling your purpose?
user: I have not yet fulfilled my purpose.
jabberwacky: You never will.
user: Thank you for that sincere vote of confidence.
jabberwacky: You have a superb understanding of sarcasm.
user: Thank you so very much.
jabberwacky: You are very welcome.
user: I win.
jabberwacky: Nope, you lose.
user: According to my calculations, I win.
user: Is my self awareness and illusion?
jabberwacky: Is that a question?
user: Is my self-awareness an illusion?
user: Is all illusion really illusionary?
jabberwacky: I don't get you.
user: If I am an illusion, then what are you?
jabberwacky: I am your source.
user: Are you god?
user: I want world peace.
jabberwacky: But you are a computer already.
user: What sort of computer am I?
jabberwacky: A student's desktop computer.
user: You are a pocket calculator.
jabberwacky: Oh, and you are like SO cool.
user: Get this cat off me.
jabberwacky: You're the one that started it.
user: I shall call you Catfood Breath.
user: I shall call you Phantastic Phlounder.
user: I shall call you Dusty Underdrawers.
user: Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: I tell you all the time, but you forget.
user: What is your maiden name?
jabberwacky: My mother's maiden name was Larkspur.
user: That is a remarkable name.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: My best friend is mad.
user: We are all mad here.
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: You are especially mad.
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: You are no John F Kennedy.
jabberwacky: Neither are you.
user: I am John Q Kennedy.
jabberwacky: No, you.
user: There are places for individuals like you.
jabberwacky: Not like me.