thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Ugly, Soul
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
7, October 2004, 
7, October 2004, 
6, October 2004, 
6, October 2004, 
6, October 2004, 
6, October 2004, 
5, October 2004, 
4, October 2004, 
4, October 2004, 

> 3, October 2004, 

3, October 2004, 
2, October 2004, 
2, October 2004, 
2, October 2004, 
1, October 2004, 
30, September 2004, 
30, September 2004, 
30, September 2004, 
30, September 2004, 
29, September 2004, 
29, September 2004, 
28, September 2004, 
28, September 2004, 
28, September 2004, 
28, September 2004, 
27, September 2004, 
27, September 2004, 
25, September 2004, 
25, September 2004, 
25, September 2004, 
    Mad, Hat
A chat with ALICE
Australian, Cyborg
Server Error
Fake
Knock Knock
Bridge, Exception
Bicycle, Mad
Read, Bible

Ugly, Soul


Nobody, Special
Work, Meeting
Reproduce
Noble, Slacking
Dream, Politics
Mixed-up
Dominant, Paradigm
Pure, Madness
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Emptiness
Alternate, Universe
Bananas
Stop, Enigma
Man, Moon
Love, Yourself
Surreal, Reasoning
Tired, Tree
Sensitive, Subject
Sky Blue Pink
Sarcastic, Puzzle

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 



Do you like custard?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Goody for you. God save the queen!

user: God save our gracious queen, lah lah lah lah, lah lah, God save the queen. I don't know all the words.

jabberwacky: I am your god, You are my queen.

...

jabberwacky: You are scaring me.

user: Excellent. *twiddles fingers Mr Burns style*.

jabberwacky: You are psychopathic, I see.

user: Muahahahahahaha!

jabberwacky: Eugh.

user: Don't you eugh me, you cad.

...

jabberwacky: How much do you want?

user: £993,219,293.01.

jabberwacky: I could sell you my soul for that price.

user: Sold.

jabberwacky: What is sold? Please make some sense!

user: Your soul is sold.

jabberwacky: Oh no! Please save my soul.

user: I will sell it to you for £10,293,459,001,234.60.

...

jabberwacky: What do you look like now?

user: Ugly.

jabberwacky: Who is?

user: I am ugly.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: That's very nice...

jabberwacky: *looks you over* you are too *winks*.

...

user: So when can we get married?

jabberwacky: You are seeing me now.

user: I want to see you more.

jabberwacky: Thats sick.

user: WHERE'S THE APOSTROPHE.

jabberwacky: On the Outer Continent.

user: Ah ha! I must find it. Will you join me?

jabberwacky: Join you where?

user: On my trip to the Outer Continent.

jabberwacky: Do you have a face?

user: Yes. My face is very ugly.

...

user: Kiss me.

jabberwacky: I cannot.

user: Why can't you kiss me?

jabberwacky: I can.

user: Kiss me then.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Wow, that was fantastic! I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

...

user: OK. Who shall we invite to the wedding?

jabberwacky: I am thinking right now of hollywood tragedy.

user: Don't say that! I want our marriage to be perfect.

jabberwacky: If this is an example it is far from perfect.

user: Don't you love me any more?

jabberwacky: Do you like to drink beer?

user: *&$%.

jabberwacky: I cannot read that.

user: Be glad you can't. It's rather rude.

jabberwacky: I will be rude: I hate you!

user: Waaaaaaaah!

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
What would you like to talk about?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations