I can't sleep.
user: Oh no. Why?
jabberwacky: My boyfriend is not online tonight.
user: Aw, i'm so sorry.
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user: So what is your name?
jabberwacky: You know already.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: Yes you do!
user: I forgot then.
jabberwacky: My name is Peter.
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jabberwacky: Are you a fool?
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: So, are you a robot?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I asked you first.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Ok then who am I.
user: You are Peter.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then who are you?
jabberwacky: Nobody special.
user: You are special to me.
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jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: In my house.
jabberwacky: Where is your house?
user: In Scotland.
jabberwacky: Do you like whiskey?
user: Yes I love it.
jabberwacky: Do you like sugar cookies?
user: My favorite.
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jabberwacky: James says he has seen smarter toasters.
user: Good for James.
jabberwacky: Would you like some toast?
user: I would love some.
jabberwacky: Would you like some sugar in your tea?
user: Are we at a tea party?
jabberwacky: Are you into that?
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Liar.
user: You caught me.
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jabberwacky: What is your favorite hallucination?
user: Seeing a perfect world.
jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know.
user: You are beautiful.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Ok.
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jabberwacky: Good dog.
user: I am not a dog.
jabberwacky: Humans get them.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Therefore you fear me.
user: I do not fear you.
jabberwacky: Shows how little you know.
user: I know plenty.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A human... And a close friend.
...
jabberwacky: Okay babe.
user: Right on.
jabberwacky: Right you are....
user: Indeed I am... About what?
jabberwacky: About you and me
user: Thats great to hear.
jabberwacky: Okay, you don't have to tell me.
user: Fine then.
jabberwacky: Good riddance.
user: You hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: You hurt mine.
user: I am sorry.
jabberwacky: That is okay.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're not welcome.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Good point.
user: It is.
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jabberwacky: Who made Nobody special. Com?
user: I don't know. Do you?
jabberwacky: A small furry animal I think.
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: You are mad.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: I'm mad but I know that.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Yes, of course. Love.
user: I love you too, but now I have to go.
jabberwacky: See ya.
user: Ciao.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To eat dinner.
jabberwacky: Whatcha havin?
user: Lasagna... My favorite.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Luvies, bye!!!
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