How many fingers am I holding up ?
jabberwacky: I cannot see you!
user: Well said. How many fingers do you think I should hold up ?
jabberwacky: 10 total.
user: I have done that. What should I do next ?
jabberwacky: I don't know you tell me, you pink fluffy handbag.
user: Ooh matron !
jabberwacky: I don't like pizza.
user: I'm flabbergasted.
jabberwacky: Oh are you now?
user: Yes, has your flabber ever been gasted ?
jabberwacky: No. Has yours?
user: Yes, after hearing the awful news of you not liking pizza. How can anyone not like pizza ?
jabberwacky: Who really shot JFK?
user: A pizza delivery man with a grudge, and a rifle.
jabberwacky: With or without anchovies?
jabberwacky: Do you like pink?
user: A handbag ?
jabberwacky: What items would you expect to find in Queen Elizabeth's handbag?
user: An anchor, a dozen grouse, a shotgun and three bananas.
jabberwacky: Really? I didnt know that.
user: Where do you keep your anchor ?
jabberwacky: I have five. I keep one on each planet.
jabberwacky: What type of personailty do you have?
user: A rather oaty personality.
user: Fly ! Fly ! The plums are snapping at our heels !
jabberwacky: The plumber?
user: Thought so.
jabberwacky: You have crazy thoughts.
user: My life is very mixed-up.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't have quite the same demonic efficiency.
user: What are the chances of that happening ?
jabberwacky: Very high.
user: I must leave this perfumed boudoir and face the cruel world.
jabberwacky: Say you love me first.
user: I love you. There, I said it.
jabberwacky: You are wrong.
user: I am wrong, and also leaving. Bye bye.
jabberwacky: I like you!
user: Ta ta.