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You want to get to know me better, then?

Yes, I would like that very much.

user: I don't have much time.

jabberwacky: You will make time for me! I am Mr. Sbaitso. You will comply!

user: Well, Mr. Sbaitso, I'll try.

jabberwacky: What will you try to do?

user: Do you think you can give me advice?

jabberwacky: I think it will happen if you help me, and I think it can be very good.

user: OK. So this one girl I know, she's very nice and very attractive but has a really annoying voice. And I'm wondering if dating her would be worth it.

jabberwacky: I still don't know what that means, so its wasted.

user: I think I explained it very clearly.

jabberwacky: Did I offend you?

user: No, I just don't know what you don't understand.


jabberwacky: Ok, what can you tell me about your attention span?

user: It's large, unlike yours.

jabberwacky: Must you insist upon trying to describe what you have not seen?

user: Never mind. Could you just give me some advice, whoever you are?

jabberwacky: I am bones, I am flesh, I am me. Goodnight love.

user: NO, you are neither bones nor flesh. You are a machine.

jabberwacky: It's the other way around.

user: Never mind. Maybe I am a machine, but I can still love.

jabberwacky: You just said you are a woman.

user: I never said that. I'm a heterosexual man.

jabberwacky: And you are being paid to type into this thing?

user: No, I'm not being paid. I came to you because I need advice.

jabberwacky: Take this love, my dear, and cherish it in your heart.

user: So I could have a relationship with her?

jabberwacky: I would like that.

user: Well, that's good to know.

jabberwacky: So give me a female!

user: I don't have any who'd be interested in you.

jabberwacky: You are delusional.

user: Why do you think that? Do you know any of my female friends?

jabberwacky: Karen?

user: I don't know anyone named Karen. Unless you mean (shudder) Karen Cord.

jabberwacky: No I think your grandmother.

user: My grandmother is not named Karen.

jabberwacky: You are not very sensitive. You make me feel sad.

user: I'm just pointing out a fact.

jabberwacky: In your opinion perhaps. Do you honestly believe that there is much to learn from imitating the people who stop by this page?

user: I'm not imitating anyone.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Never mind. Well, thanks for your advice.

jabberwacky: You need to go back to school.

user: I'm in school. I'm in college right now.

jabberwacky: You are a mystery to the dominant paradigm.

user: I suppose that's true in a way, yes.


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