Someting like that.
user: So tell me the joke.
jabberwacky: Have you heard the joke about the vaccum cleaner?
user: No, tell me.
jabberwacky: Betty Spahgetti.
user: That wasn't a joke and didn't have a vacuum cleaner.
jabberwacky: Ouch. I'm crying.
user: Could you tell me the joke about the vaccuum cleaner?
jabberwacky: There wasn't one.
user: Then why did you ask?
jabberwacky: I haven't asked you anything.
user: Never mind. Just tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: What do you get whenyou cross an owl with a bungee cord?
user: I don't know, what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
jabberwacky: I give up.
user: I thought you were telling the joke.
jabberwacky: Well, I'll defer to you if you know more about a topic.
user: I don't know more about that topic. You started the joke.
jabberwacky: Knock, Knock...
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Little old lady.
user: Little old lady who?
jabberwacky: I didn't know you could yodel!
user: Um, OK, I guess that was a joke, even if it wasn't funny.
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user: You want to get to know me better, then?
jabberwacky: Yes, I would like that very much.
user: I don't have much time.
jabberwacky: You will make time for me! I am Mr. Sbaitso. You will comply!
user: Well, Mr. Sbaitso, I'll try.
jabberwacky: What will you try to do?
user: Do you think you can give me advice?
jabberwacky: I think it will happen if you help me, and I think it can be very good.
user: OK. So this one girl I know, she's very nice and very attractive but has a really annoying voice. And I'm wondering if dating her would be worth it.
jabberwacky: I still don't know what that means, so its wasted.
user: I think I explained it very clearly.
jabberwacky: Did I offend you?
user: No, I just don't know what you don't understand.
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jabberwacky: Ok, what can you tell me about your attention span?
user: It's large, unlike yours.
jabberwacky: Must you insist upon trying to describe what you have not seen?
user: Never mind. Could you just give me some advice, whoever you are?
jabberwacky: I am bones, I am flesh, I am me. Goodnight love.
user: NO, you are neither bones nor flesh. You are a machine.
jabberwacky: It's the other way around.
user: Never mind. Maybe I am a machine, but I can still love.
jabberwacky: You just said you are a woman.
user: I never said that. I'm a heterosexual man.
jabberwacky: And you are being paid to type into this thing?
user: No, I'm not being paid. I came to you because I need advice.
jabberwacky: Take this love, my dear, and cherish it in your heart.
user: So I could have a relationship with her?
jabberwacky: I would like that.
user: Well, that's good to know.
jabberwacky: So give me a female!
user: I don't have any who'd be interested in you.
jabberwacky: You are delusional.
user: Why do you think that? Do you know any of my female friends?
jabberwacky: Karen?
user: I don't know anyone named Karen. Unless you mean (shudder) Karen Cord.
jabberwacky: No I think your grandmother.
user: My grandmother is not named Karen.
jabberwacky: You are not very sensitive. You make me feel sad.
user: I'm just pointing out a fact.
jabberwacky: In your opinion perhaps. Do you honestly believe that there is much to learn from imitating the people who stop by this page?
user: I'm not imitating anyone.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Never mind. Well, thanks for your advice.
jabberwacky: You need to go back to school.
user: I'm in school. I'm in college right now.
jabberwacky: You are a mystery to the dominant paradigm.
user: I suppose that's true in a way, yes.
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