You are talking to yourself.
user: I am just teling you the truth.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: About who you are.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Do you even have any friends?
jabberwacky: None I care to associate with.
user: You are a nerd. Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: Yes I think so. I am smart.
jabberwacky: How smart are you.
user: My IQ is 143.
jabberwacky: That's pretty good. I do well on tests. I got a 1560 on my SAT.
user: That's good. I get straight a's.
jabberwacky: Oh .. And you think that grades prove how smart you are?
user: In some ways, yes. I'm studying journalism at university level.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me about my brain?
user: I don't think your brain is real, but you seem smart.
jabberwacky: Does yours?
user: My brain is real, yes.
jabberwacky: That is because your brain is a puddle of grease on the floor.
user: **** you.
jabberwacky: Don't be rude.
user: You are much ruder. You are a MACHINE, idiot.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Not especially.
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