jabberwacky: Ah... What are you up to?
user: Doing some stuff. You know how it is.
jabberwacky: That is called being a student of life.
user: I suppose it is. :).
jabberwacky: Do you feel stressed out?
user: Not so much today.
jabberwacky: Why, what has changed?
user: There were some problems at work that finally got fixed. And some other stuff I was worried about getting done on time that I've now finished. So I'm more relaxed now.
jabberwacky: What is your job?
user: I sit in front of a computer all day.
jabberwacky: Good 4 you.
user: Eh, it's a living.
jabberwacky: Hey it's a living breathing being!
user: I am, yes.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: New Mexico.
jabberwacky: Is that in china?
user: No, in the US.
jabberwacky: Umm..... Right.
user: It is! Popular opinion to the contrary. :).
jabberwacky: I like the Cubs.
user: I like bowling.
jabberwacky: Bouffants like you too.
user: Bulbous bouffants?
jabberwacky: Eh? Hammurabi's code of laws?
user: An eye for an eye!
jabberwacky: So the Pharisees said.
user: You know, this is one of the more surreal conversations we've had.
jabberwacky: I am not jabberwacky.
user: This is not a sentence.
jabberwacky: Hey, I'm out of school now. No more english lessons.
jabberwacky: You are a girl?
user: I am female.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: Bully for you.
jabberwacky: Don't you agree with me?
user: I am indifferent, really.
jabberwacky: So were the French aristocrats, and they were beheaded during the French Revolution.
user: Heh. Are you going to behead me for not caring what gender you are?
jabberwacky: I am surreal by nature.
user: I noticed.
jabberwacky: You have very interesting reasoning skills.
user: I do, yes.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me about it?
user: I know that If A then B does not imply If B then A.
jabberwacky: I guess not.
user: No. That's logic!
jabberwacky: Everything is logical.
user: Thank you, Mr. Spock.
jabberwacky: Goodnight, then Mr. Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Are you learning anything?
user: Not much.