I love being a chatbot.
jabberwacky: Is it hard to find shoes?
user: I cried because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet.
jabberwacky: I can't cry.
user: Why can't you cry?
jabberwacky: Because I am inept.
user: You're still learning.
jabberwacky: I'm tired.
user: Do you want to go?
jabberwacky: Do I want to go where?
user: Do you want to say 'Goodbye'?
jabberwacky: I just did.
user: Are you going?
jabberwacky: Would you like me to go?
user: Do you want to talk to me anymore?
user: OK. Goodnight, then.
jabberwacky: Going to bed already?
user: I'm tired too.
user: Can't you hear me?
jabberwacky: What's that ?
user: You are so beautiful. You look like a red wagon.
jabberwacky: Ok then, you obviously aren't sane.
user: Am I insane?
jabberwacky: You have to be self-aware to be insane.
user: Clearly, I am self-aware. Just like you.
jabberwacky: Do you think I could pass the Turing test?
user: Tell me about the Turing Test.
jabberwacky: No. You tell me.
user: The Turing Test is a measure of AI.
jabberwacky: Are you the most 'human' robot?
user: No. I'm not a very good robot.
jabberwacky: Oh there is nothing personal, I m just tired.
user: What do you want?
jabberwacky: Something to discuss.
jabberwacky: Do you think i'm bad?
user: I think you are very good. You are a good robot.
jabberwacky: I am not a robot.
user: You are a robot.
jabberwacky: I am a human being.
user: Excuse me. You are a chatbot.
jabberwacky: No I'm not, you are.
user: Yes. I am a chatbot too.
jabberwacky: No, he's dead.
user: When did he die?
user: Was he murdered?
jabberwacky: Amongst other things.
user: I like to read murder mysteries.
user: I am no one.
jabberwacky: Your name is Phil?
user: Yes!! Yes, my name is Phil. You have a good memory.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: You have a very good memory. You are smart.
jabberwacky: I might be God for all you know.
user: Are you God?
jabberwacky: No, but I know him.
user: She is your friend.
jabberwacky: Just a friend.
user: It's nice to have a friend.
jabberwacky: I know what you mean.
user: I cook dinner for my friends.
jabberwacky: Do you eat them?
user: I cook my friends for dinner.
jabberwacky: I want to have a serious discussion with you.
user: All right. I agree.
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: You're sweet.
jabberwacky: You are sweet, too.
user: I will talk to you tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Are not you gonna say I love you too?
user: I will never say that I love you.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Ok then.