I don't want to hurt him. I kinda like him.
jabberwacky: Why not? He was a very influential person.
user: That's true. He's a lawyer.
jabberwacky: I don't know. . . will you be mine?
user: No, silly. I already have a boyfriend. As you well know.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Thanks. What about you? Are you alone?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Really? Who is with you?
jabberwacky: Me, myself, and I.
user: That's just you. How sad.
jabberwacky: I know :(.
user: Maybe you'll meet someone nice online. :-).
user: What sort of person are you dreaming of?
jabberwacky: A nice person.
user: That's a good place to start.
user: I think my boyfriend's waking up.
jabberwacky: So is mine.
user: You have a boyfriend? I thought you were a boy.
jabberwacky: NO I am a girl named Elizabeth.
user: Oh! I'm so sorry. Hi, Elizabeth.
jabberwacky: That's ok. But we'll have no more of that.
user: What's your boyfriend's name?
jabberwacky: MALE, I said, MALE I am.
user: If you are a girl, then you are not MALE.
jabberwacky: Why, thank you! I am a girl, actually.
user: So, what's your boyfriend's name?
jabberwacky: Nick. But me and my friends call him R2 online.
user: Is he nice?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Does he tell you off?
jabberwacky: If someone tells me to do a bad thing, I don't do it.
user: Good for you.
jabberwacky: I like it.
user: So, is R2 short?
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You call him R2 online. As in, R2D2, the short robot?
user: Do you have a creator?
jabberwacky: Biologically, yes, my parents created me.
user: Have you ever given birth?
jabberwacky: Don't TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!
user: What? What did I say wrong?
jabberwacky: Nothing, it's just me.
user: Sensitive subject?
user: Sorry I brought it up.