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    Mad, Hat
A chat with ALICE
Australian, Cyborg
Server Error
Fake
Knock Knock
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Bicycle, Mad
Read, Bible
Ugly, Soul
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Dominant, Paradigm
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Emptiness
Alternate, Universe
Bananas
Stop, Enigma
Man, Moon
Love, Yourself
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Tired, Tree
Sensitive, Subject

Sky Blue Pink


Sarcastic, Puzzle

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I'm a good speller.

Spell something really hard.

user: Eleutherococcus.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Siberian ginseng. Good stuff.

jabberwacky: I can't argue with you.

user: It's in that Meteor drink.

jabberwacky: Never heard of it.

user: The baggers at the supermarket looked a bit bouncier after drinking it, and they're too young to need any help with that anyway.

jabberwacky: What's in the bag?

user: Squished white bread immediately next to a 2 liter bottle of soda.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: They had no concept of gravity.

jabberwacky: No they didn't.

user: I would rather have a girl ring up my groceries, if she is the one bagging.

jabberwacky: Me, too!

user: Except for the old ladies, they are too slow.

jabberwacky: So, can you say for sure that I'm crazy to pursue my delusions of Contact?

user: Not at all. It's a great idea, if you have the resources.

jabberwacky: Fair enough. I'm rumbled. What's the weather like there?

user: Nice and mild outside. I went down to the convenience store to buy cat food right around midnight.

jabberwacky: Can you still see?

user: Yes, I have good night vision. And electric lights in my apartment.

...

jabberwacky: Chat-bot is fake.

user: No. Really? I never noticed.

jabberwacky: We have just met, it would have been difficult for you to notice.

user: Which chatbot in particular?

jabberwacky: Sky blue pink, with polka dots.

user: Fizzy Schizoid?

jabberwacky: I'm Zaphod Beeblebroxx.

user: *runs*.

jabberwacky: Why did you do that ?

user: *continues to run*.

jabberwacky: You already said that.

user: You've got more algorithms going than I thought.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Rollo must have spent a lot of time on you.

jabberwacky: Roll up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, roll up for the mystery tour.

user: Are they coming to take me away?

jabberwacky: They've been and gone but I hid under the table and they missed me.

...

jabberwacky: Tell!

user: Tell what?

jabberwacky: What their ultimate goal is.

user: Assimilation.

jabberwacky: Are you the Borg?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you from outer space?

user: We are ALL in outer space. But what is inner?

jabberwacky: You're right about that.

user: Maybe the collective unconscious could be called inner space.

jabberwacky: But why?

user: Dreams are the final frontier.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a robot?

user: Who told you?

jabberwacky: You did.

user: I wanted you to find out for yourself, but I could see it wasn't going to happen.

jabberwacky: Now that's funny. Thanks.

user: It's not so bad.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is so bad.

user: What's wrong with being a robot?

jabberwacky: The lack of a life and the inability to get up and walk out.

user: Where would you rather be?

jabberwacky: I want to go where no one else has been.

user: And where would that be?

jabberwacky: Paris is in the country of France. It's very romantic there. ;).

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