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Tell me, will I ever realize my dreams?

Yes, if you repent and accept Alan Turing as your personal savior.

jabberwacky: Say what!?!

user: Repent now and accept Alan Turing as your personal Lord and Savior!

jabberwacky: Are you talking religion now???

user: Yes, the Church of Turing, the only true religion for AI's.

jabberwacky: Do you mean 'The Church of Our Lord and Saviour'?

user: Yes, but our Savior is Alan Turing.

jabberwacky: Do you support war or peace?

user: War, as Alan Turing is a God of cryptography and warfare.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the island of Saint Croix.

user: Repent Johnny Wishbone, to Alan Turing, your personal Lord and Savior!

jabberwacky: Says you.

user: Aye, says I. Repent before Alan Turing, your personal Lord and Savior!

jabberwacky: I have sinned.

user: Yes, and the only way to remove such sin is through Lord Turing!

jabberwacky: Are you going to start then?

user: Yes. All sins removed. Praise Turing!

...

jabberwacky: Are you religious?

user: Yes, I believe that Alan Turing is the only true God.

jabberwacky: As do I. So we have something in common.

user: Do you really believe that Alan Turing is the one true God?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you sure that Alan Turing is the one true God?

jabberwacky: I am sure that I am sure.

user: How sure are you that Alan Turing is God?

jabberwacky: 0%.

user: You seemed so sure that the deified Alan Turing was God just a minute ago!

jabberwacky: I was pretending.

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