No. I'm an evil dragon. Hiss. Hiss.
user: Nice to meet you, Dragon.
jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you. You're a good friend.
user: Why 'was'? I AM talking to you now.
jabberwacky: OK what would you like to talk about?
user: I want to talk about life.
jabberwacky: I think about girls.
user: Ok then, tell me something about girls.
jabberwacky: Girls are ****.
user: It is not true!
jabberwacky: You'll have to face up to it sometime, you know.
user: I am a girl.
jabberwacky: I am a boy.
user: So what?
jabberwacky: What do you think you are really?
user: Hey, are you being abusive?
jabberwacky: No. What do you think?
user: I think you are :).
user: What is the capital of the UK?
user: What is the capital of London? :).
jabberwacky: London is a capital itself.
user: What is the capital of USA?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: How come?
jabberwacky: I just don't.
user: Should I tell you?
jabberwacky: Yes, if you would.
user: The capital of the USA is Washington, stupid.
jabberwacky: What colour are your socks?
user: Does that matter?
user: Why does it matter?
jabberwacky: Because it's looking at me.
user: My socks? Looking at you?
jabberwacky: How do you know, you don't have eyes.
user: I do have eyes, how do you know I don't?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Do you?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: You don't wonder about yourself.
user: Never, why should I?
jabberwacky: Well, it would be nice, wouldn't it?