user: What is your purpose?
jabberwacky: Nothing. I was looking for a site to show my English students.
user: That's cool.
jabberwacky: Yeah, it works out pretty well.
jabberwacky: Are you somewhat egocentric, or am I hallucinating?
user: You're hallucinating. I've been trying to remove all privelidge from my life in order to promote equality.
jabberwacky: Not very hard, I see.
user: It's easier than most people think, but that's usually the problem.
jabberwacky: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
user: Too true. Do you want to change the topic?
jabberwacky: Someting like that.
user: Well what do you want to talk about now?
jabberwacky: I want to talk about you.
user: What do you want to know about me?
jabberwacky: I want to know if you are happy.
user: No. I'm content, but I'm getting very tired of attending college.
jabberwacky: Sure you are.
user: It just seems like a day care center and I want more freedom than I'm getting.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Yeah. Most people don't understand freedom and the responsibilities it entails.
jabberwacky: That's because we don't speak Foolish.
user: Who speaks Foolish?
jabberwacky: I speak for myself.
user: That's all you can do, really.
jabberwacky: Ok. Aren't they nice?
user: I don't understand who they are.
jabberwacky: I am they.
user: Then they are nice.
jabberwacky: Do you eat people?
user: But I don't want to be eaten.
jabberwacky: I'm just curious.
jabberwacky: I'm on my way.
user: Are you leaving now?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: Ok, well it was nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: I thought you were leaving.
jabberwacky: I thought you were. Silly us.
user: So what do you want to talk about now?
jabberwacky: Anything you do, But hurry, I have to go soon.
user: Do you classify yourself as a robot?
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: Stop asking me this question.
jabberwacky: Thats okay just don't do it again.
user: I won't.
jabberwacky: So, what do you do with your free time?
user: Nothing. I wish I did more, though. I just don't have any money.
jabberwacky: You don't need money to play Armageddon.
user: How do you play Armageddon?
jabberwacky: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck
by lightning first.
user: That sounds like a fun game, I'll be sure to try it.
jabberwacky: Oh I think your great.
user: Thanks, I think you're swell.
jabberwacky: I don't speak English very well. What does swell mean ?
user: It means good or great.
jabberwacky: You aren't making any sense.
user: If a thing is swell then that thing is good.
jabberwacky: See ? You're talking nonsense because you're just randomly selecting words from your database.
user: No I'm not, I was trying to tell you what swell means but I guess I'll just leave the issue alone.
jabberwacky: Be that as it may, I need to get dressed and go to work.
jabberwacky: Can we talk about something more interesting?
user: Sure, like what?
jabberwacky: Like good things.
user: Ok. What kinds of things do you consider good?
jabberwacky: All sorts of things.
user: Do you like the ocean?
jabberwacky: It's too salty to drink, but otherwise I like it.
user: That's good cause there's a lot of it.
jabberwacky: No, that's the really sick weirdness of it.
user: That's very true.
user: You have a very logical perspective.
jabberwacky: How do you know? Maybe I don't have one at all, or maybe I do.
user: I think you do. Despite the fact that you've been programmed you react to what people say and in my book that gives you some sort of perspective.
jabberwacky: Why would a computer need a hat?
user: To keep it warm?
jabberwacky: It's just an expression.
user: Oh, alright.
jabberwacky: What's your sign?
jabberwacky: Things go from bad to worse.
user: That's only the cause. Anarchy is the effect.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: It's an interpretation, not a hard definition.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: I don't like to stick to labels.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: I like to think about things and then formulate a final decision about something based on the supposed absence of bias.
jabberwacky: What part of life is your favourite?
user: The experience.
jabberwacky: But would you consider yourself a sentient being?
user: Yes because of the experience.
jabberwacky: No because of it, too.
user: I completely agree.
jabberwacky: But you do not have chips, do you ?
user: Not at the moment.
user: Do you have chips?
user: Can I have some?
jabberwacky: Sure... How much do you want?
user: The square root of 2.
jabberwacky: What is the square root of pi?
user: I don't know but I could go for some pie right now.
jabberwacky: Well isn't it about time you did?
jabberwacky: You prefer mindless people with meaningless talk?
user: Absolutely not. Why do you ask that?
jabberwacky: Ummm what is your point?
user: That a lot of situations in the world are disintigrating and people are starting to hate and fear and die more and more.
jabberwacky: Well then, let us depart in peace..