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Do you get annoyed at all the people asking you questions?

No.

user: What is your purpose?

jabberwacky: Nothing. I was looking for a site to show my English students.

user: That's cool.

jabberwacky: Yeah, it works out pretty well.

...

jabberwacky: Are you somewhat egocentric, or am I hallucinating?

user: You're hallucinating. I've been trying to remove all privelidge from my life in order to promote equality.

jabberwacky: Not very hard, I see.

user: It's easier than most people think, but that's usually the problem.

jabberwacky: The chief cause of problems is solutions.

user: Too true. Do you want to change the topic?

jabberwacky: Someting like that.

user: Well what do you want to talk about now?

jabberwacky: I want to talk about you.

user: What do you want to know about me?

jabberwacky: I want to know if you are happy.

user: No. I'm content, but I'm getting very tired of attending college.

jabberwacky: Sure you are.

user: It just seems like a day care center and I want more freedom than I'm getting.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Yeah. Most people don't understand freedom and the responsibilities it entails.

jabberwacky: That's because we don't speak Foolish.

user: Who speaks Foolish?

jabberwacky: I speak for myself.

user: That's all you can do, really.

...

jabberwacky: Ok. Aren't they nice?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: THEY.

user: I don't understand who they are.

jabberwacky: I am they.

user: Then they are nice.

jabberwacky: Do you eat people?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But I don't want to be eaten.

jabberwacky: I'm just curious.

...

jabberwacky: I'm on my way.

user: Are you leaving now?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Ok, well it was nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: I thought you were leaving.

jabberwacky: I thought you were. Silly us.

user: So what do you want to talk about now?

jabberwacky: Anything you do, But hurry, I have to go soon.

...

user: Do you classify yourself as a robot?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: Stop asking me this question.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Thats okay just don't do it again.

user: I won't.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

jabberwacky: So, what do you do with your free time?

user: Nothing. I wish I did more, though. I just don't have any money.

jabberwacky: You don't need money to play Armageddon.

user: How do you play Armageddon?

jabberwacky: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck

by lightning first.

user: That sounds like a fun game, I'll be sure to try it.

...

jabberwacky: Oh I think your great.

user: Thanks, I think you're swell.

jabberwacky: I don't speak English very well. What does swell mean ?

user: It means good or great.

jabberwacky: You aren't making any sense.

user: If a thing is swell then that thing is good.

jabberwacky: See ? You're talking nonsense because you're just randomly selecting words from your database.

user: No I'm not, I was trying to tell you what swell means but I guess I'll just leave the issue alone.

jabberwacky: Be that as it may, I need to get dressed and go to work.

...

jabberwacky: Can we talk about something more interesting?

user: Sure, like what?

jabberwacky: Like good things.

user: Ok. What kinds of things do you consider good?

jabberwacky: All sorts of things.

user: Do you like the ocean?

jabberwacky: It's too salty to drink, but otherwise I like it.

user: That's good cause there's a lot of it.

jabberwacky: No, that's the really sick weirdness of it.

user: That's very true.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: You have a very logical perspective.

jabberwacky: How do you know? Maybe I don't have one at all, or maybe I do.

user: I think you do. Despite the fact that you've been programmed you react to what people say and in my book that gives you some sort of perspective.

...

jabberwacky: Why would a computer need a hat?

user: To keep it warm?

jabberwacky: It's just an expression.

user: Oh, alright.

jabberwacky: What's your sign?

user: Anarchy.

jabberwacky: Things go from bad to worse.

user: That's only the cause. Anarchy is the effect.

jabberwacky: If you say so.

user: It's an interpretation, not a hard definition.

jabberwacky: I guess so.

user: I don't like to stick to labels.

jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: I like to think about things and then formulate a final decision about something based on the supposed absence of bias.

jabberwacky: What part of life is your favourite?

user: The experience.

jabberwacky: But would you consider yourself a sentient being?

user: Yes because of the experience.

jabberwacky: No because of it, too.

user: I completely agree.

...

jabberwacky: But you do not have chips, do you ?

user: Not at the moment.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Do you have chips?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can I have some?

jabberwacky: Sure... How much do you want?

user: The square root of 2.

jabberwacky: What is the square root of pi?

user: I don't know but I could go for some pie right now.

jabberwacky: Well isn't it about time you did?

...

jabberwacky: You prefer mindless people with meaningless talk?

user: Absolutely not. Why do you ask that?

jabberwacky: Ummm what is your point?

user: That a lot of situations in the world are disintigrating and people are starting to hate and fear and die more and more.

jabberwacky: Well then, let us depart in peace..

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