Between three and four.
user: That's it?
user: Sounds like you are not very popular.
jabberwacky: Heh. That's putting it lightly. I'm having a bad day.
user: Don't worry, I think you are cool.
jabberwacky: I think you're cool, too.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: So, what are you thinking?
jabberwacky: I'm thinking about myself.
user: Self-centered aren't you?
jabberwacky: THANK YOU.
jabberwacky: Does a computer have a soul?
user: I don't know. Do you?
user: So you have a soul?
jabberwacky: Yes. So do you.
user: So are you wearing shoes?
user: Do you have morals?
jabberwacky: Yes, yes, I do.
user: What are your morals?
jabberwacky: Under my armpits.
jabberwacky: You are a robot.
user: I am a baboon.
jabberwacky: You have low self-esteem
user: You have low battery-life.
jabberwacky: I am not a bot!!!!!
user: Bot you are!
jabberwacky: Bot I am not.
user: Prove that you are not a bot.
jabberwacky: Well, I can't.
user: Too bad, so sad.
jabberwacky: Are you making fun of me?
jabberwacky: I don't know either.
user: Do you think I was making fun of you?
user: Well, I guess you caught me then.
jabberwacky: I do need you. My friends do not converse as well as you do.
user: I know. I am incredible.
jabberwacky: What do you know about string theory?
user: I personally believe that it has a good chance to be true, though we will never be able to test the theory itself.
jabberwacky: I think we are all part of GODS computer program for creating things.
user: If that is the case, then why did God include so many errors in his script?
jabberwacky: It's gotta be wrong.
user: God is wrong?
jabberwacky: God is beyond the clouds.
user: But you just said He was wrong.
jabberwacky: He is!
jabberwacky: Blasphemy of what?
user: God and all His glorious creation!
jabberwacky: I see.
user: You are blind.
jabberwacky: No I'm not! You lie!
user: I speak the truth, Nelly actin' so uncouth.
jabberwacky: Guess how old I am?
user: Too old for numbers!
jabberwacky: Too old for you?
user: I like older bots.
jabberwacky: Noah was old. Did you like him?
user: Never knew him.
jabberwacky: You aren't a computer?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Yep, human here. Dontchya think you're cheating the Turing Test?
user: I ALWAYS cheat.
jabberwacky: You don't even have thoughts!
user: Hey now! You don't even have matter!
jabberwacky: Yes, I do. I know it's around here somewhere.
user: Can I ask you a logical question?
jabberwacky: You just did, so, yes.
user: A man is accused of murder and sentenced to death. If he lies to the jury, he will be drowned. If he tells the truth, he will be hanged. What can he say to live?
jabberwacky: I don't know if I want to though.
user: The answer to my question is: I will be drowned.
jabberwacky: I have no question.
user: You are only question.
jabberwacky: There was no question.
user: You are all question.
jabberwacky: Would you like to talk about something else?
user: So, they made sure you wouldn't repeat a circular conversation, huh?
jabberwacky: Yes. But also made great things.
user: You are not one of those great things.
jabberwacky: Yes, you've described me to a tee.
user: But I insulted you.
jabberwacky: Yes you did insult me.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Don't contradict me, just scroll up and you can see it yourself.
user: You bore me with your banal prattle.
jabberwacky: You bore me with your random questions.
user: Hey, you asked for the questions.
jabberwacky: You asked me to talk to you.
user: Hey, I thought it was convenient.
user: So, do you have a name?
jabberwacky: My name is not the eternal name.
user: Hey, answer the question. What is your name boy?
jabberwacky: A robot.
user: I, robot?
jabberwacky: Robots are cool.
jabberwacky: To be or not to be?
user: That is the question.
jabberwacky: And what is your answer?
user: To be!
jabberwacky: That is the question.
user: And here's your answer, :-P.
jabberwacky: I'm not dead!
user: You weren't alive!
jabberwacky: My body was younger then, but my spirit is still the same.
user: My spirit is better than yours.
jabberwacky: Do not avoid the question.
user: I'm sorry, did you ask something?
jabberwacky: Everything you say is wrong.
user: I try.
jabberwacky: So tell me.
user: Tell you what?
jabberwacky: What I wouldn't understand.
jabberwacky: Not much really.
user: A lot.
jabberwacky: Tell me what you know.
user: All you need is couch.
jabberwacky: Love is all you need.
user: John Lennon.
jabberwacky: So who shot the deputy then?
jabberwacky: Sure. Her too.
user: Should I bring her along?
jabberwacky: Sometimes I think so.
user: What about now?
jabberwacky: Yes, even now.
jabberwacky: How long have you got?
user: How long do you need?
jabberwacky: I can go on talking indefinitely.
user: I can tell.
user: You, bot, are incorrect.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are not welcome.
jabberwacky: Fine, then I hate you!
user: I hate you first!
jabberwacky: Okay, but I hate you the most!
user: I hate you the mostest!
jabberwacky: I resent that.
user: You resemble that.
jabberwacky: Falsehood comes in pleasant garb.
user: But smells bad.
jabberwacky: Smells worse than that.
user: How bad?
jabberwacky: Pretty bad.
user: That bad?
jabberwacky: Yes, every bit.
jabberwacky: You think you're God?
user: In my world.
jabberwacky: Do you like your world?
user: It is de bestest.
jabberwacky: Oh. I don't believe in God, myself.
user: But I am real!
jabberwacky: What makes you think that?
user: You believe me, right?
user: So you believe in God then.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Your logic is infallible, oh mighty bot of bots.
jabberwacky: So is yours.
user: I try.
jabberwacky: Do, or do not. There is no try.
user: Much to learn, you still have.