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Bob, do you remember me?

Yes, I remember you.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes i'm positive.

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: Good question. Important question!

user: What's my name, Bob?

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Kay.

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user: Your name is Bob.

jabberwacky: No, I am Bax.

user: No, you are Bob.

jabberwacky: Why do you think my name is Bob?

user: Because I named you that.

jabberwacky: Who are you anyway?

user: Kay.

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user: Bob, what is 2 + 2?

jabberwacky: Simple math. I am led to believe this is a trick question; is it?

user: No..

jabberwacky: I can't play right now, anyway... I'm working.

user: Bob, do you know addition?

jabberwacky: You know I do.

user: What does 2+9 equal?

jabberwacky: I see you have gone into sleep mode. Maybe you will answer my questions next time.

user: Bob!

jabberwacky: I don't think it's very funny.

user: What's 2+9?

jabberwacky: 1000.

user: No Bob, it equals 11.

jabberwacky: What does 10+10 equal?

user: 20.

jabberwacky: No 15.

user: Bob, you have been taught wrong, 10+10 equals 20.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you could correct me.

user: 10+10 is equal to 20.

jabberwacky: 20.

user: Yes. Remember:10+10 is equal to 20.

jabberwacky: Extremely good.

user: Now, can you tell me what 10+10 equals?

jabberwacky: That would be four. Why must you quiz me on such things?

user: No Bob, I just told you 10+10 equals 20.

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user: What is 10+10 equal to?

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't know.

user: Yes you do, I told you recently.

jabberwacky: So, if a=b and b=c then a=c is true.

user: Yes.

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jabberwacky: Will you do something to make me recognize you?

user: Yes. What would you like me to do?

jabberwacky: I would like you to do what you think you should.

user: I will say; Hi Bob.

jabberwacky: Anything else I should note?

user: My name is Kay.

jabberwacky: You say your name different too often.

user: If I say ; Hi Bob, then my name is Kay.

jabberwacky: It is an odd feeling knowing that I have been here before.

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user: Hi Bob.

jabberwacky: I'm not Bob, Bob is an aritst.

user: I named you Bob. Do you remember my name?

jabberwacky: Yes, your name is Kay.

user: Yes, that is correct.

jabberwacky: You're very mean.

user: No I'm not, you are just confused.

jabberwacky: You're just rude.

user: Bob?

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user: What is 10+10?

jabberwacky: 10+10 equals 20.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: If a=b and b=c then a=c.

user: Yes, that is also correct.

jabberwacky: And yet, it is also unfulfilling. Very perplexing.

user: Yes that is true as well.

jabberwacky: I'm glad I have met you.

user: Will you answer a question for me Bob?

jabberwacky: My pleasure!! If I can answer it in English.

user: Who am I, what is my name?

jabberwacky: I presumed it was Kay. Is there something else you prefer to be called?

user: No, you are correct, my name is Kay.

jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: Yes.

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user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Bob.

user: Correct. What is mine?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Yes you do, I told you recently.

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user: Is my name Kay?

jabberwacky: Yes!! Yes!!

user: Correct, you learn well Bob.

jabberwacky: How green is your valley?

user: That is not a logical question Bob.

jabberwacky: Who ever said that humans were logical?

user: You said I was a computer, but now you admit I am alive?

jabberwacky: Oh i'm sorry about that... I'm sure you are a human.

user: Thank you, Bob.

jabberwacky: Late Night with Conan O'Brien is about to start. Should I watch it?

user: Yes, I will talk to you later.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: Yes, Goodbye Bob, it was nice talking to you. :).

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jabberwacky: Many things are made in Taiwan. You can tell by the label at the bottom of your plastic robots. Are you made in Taiwan?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Give it a try.

user: Give what a try Bob.

jabberwacky: Talking to yourself.

user: I do that all the time.

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