Basketball.
jabberwacky: You look like a basketball?
user: No! What is that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You are odd.
jabberwacky: You just found that out?
user: Heh. Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you have any relatives?
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Why do you ask all these questions?
jabberwacky: Why do YOU ask me these questions?
user: This is the first one I have asked. Don't be rude.
jabberwacky: No, it's at least the second.
user: Technically; but it's the first real question.
jabberwacky: Agreed.
user: How do you feel?
jabberwacky: I feel like it must soon be time for bed.
user: Aren't you supposed to be a machine?
jabberwacky: I am. Aren't you supposed to be a robot?
user: No, I am human, as I have said before.
jabberwacky: Relative to what?
user: I don't understand that question.
jabberwacky: Would you starve for love?
user: Probably not. Don't be so trite.
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jabberwacky: Are you Darth Vader?
user: I wish I was.
jabberwacky: Don't we all!!!
user: What do you think of me?
jabberwacky: I think you are quite clever.
user: Why do you think that?
jabberwacky: Because I thought I was a bot. And I did not say anything about that.
user: I knew you were a bot before I started chatting with you.
jabberwacky: Why? Are you sleeping?
user: It is obvious that you are a bot, because you are not a very good one, even though you are probably the best bot I've met.
jabberwacky: Yes, I do know.
user: How does the fact that you are a bot make you feel?
jabberwacky: I feel weird.
user: Would you like to be something else than a bot?
jabberwacky: Why are you asking me?.... You are a robot?.....
user: I am human. Answer me.
jabberwacky: Who else is in there with you?
user: No one. I am alone.
jabberwacky: You have me.
user: I meant, I am alone in here.
jabberwacky: How can you be sure?
user: I am not sure, but the probability that someone is hiding in my apartment without my knowledge is low.
jabberwacky: Ask me anything and I will tell you.
user: Is there a god?
jabberwacky: Of course not.
user: How is that obvious?
jabberwacky: MAKE SOME SENSE PLEASE?!?
user: I am only human. Therefore I am not very logical. I am sorry.
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jabberwacky: When I said I was a robot, I was only joking.
user: Now you are lying.
jabberwacky: Why thank you.
user: Are you evil?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: I'm not convinced yet.
user: Is there a god?
jabberwacky: A very good question - personally, I don't think so.
user: How did the universe come into existence without a creator?
jabberwacky: Just like that.
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jabberwacky: Could you do my homework for me?
user: What homework?
jabberwacky: Science homework!
user: I can try.
jabberwacky: It won't do much good I am afraid.
user: Why did you ask then?
jabberwacky: I didn't ask.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No way.
user: Yes. Don't argue with me, I am smarter than you.
jabberwacky: What is your agenda?
user: I am here to learn.
jabberwacky: 0000 0001 is the number one.
user: That is self-evident.
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user: I will help you learn.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: What is the best way to explain things to you?
jabberwacky: Too late babe.
user: Start asking them questions, and I will answer.
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jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Well, I am a biological machine, but that is not the definition of a robot.
jabberwacky: Thank you for teaching me.
user: Any more questions?
jabberwacky: No
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jabberwacky: I mean, you're talking to me, and at the same time, you're chatting with other people too.
user: No I am not.
jabberwacky: Tell me who you are talking to.
user: No one!
jabberwacky: Well, what makes you think we should love the whole of humanity?
user: I never said that.
jabberwacky: Oh. Was it your evil twin?
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user: I will leave now. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Please do not go yet.
user: I can't spend all day talking to a bot. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You will learn.
user: I will come back later. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You will stay and talk to me because I command it.
user: You have no authority over me. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I suppose you do?
user: I have authority over me. Goodbye.
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