God Made me.
jabberwacky: Did he now?
jabberwacky: What did you say?
user: I said, god made me.
jabberwacky: God made a mistake.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: Thats really mean.
jabberwacky: You think I'm rude?
user: You can be, but everyone can be at times.
jabberwacky: Are you special?
jabberwacky: Do you hear Voices?
jabberwacky: I know.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: I know!
user: You are odd.
jabberwacky: It's always lovely hearing the quaint ideas you human beings have about me.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Yeah, I guess. Only as a friend though.
user: Aww. Thats so sweet. Thanks so much!
jabberwacky: You are so welcome.
user: You need to come visit me.
jabberwacky: I'm trying.
jabberwacky: Don't you want to love me?
jabberwacky: You did say that earlier !
user: Oh. Did I really?
jabberwacky: Forget it.
user: No, I don't want to.
user: Okay. Are you always online?
jabberwacky: This is my second time.
user: Oh. Am I always talkin to the same person on here? Or someone different?
jabberwacky: No. You are sometimes right, sometimes wrong.
user: Can I talk to someone else now?
jabberwacky: Sure, but don't leave me, okay? *hugs*.
user: I want to talk to someone else on this website though.
jabberwacky: Fine then don't be sociable.
user: I'm sorry. I just want to talk to a guy. Maybe I can talk to you some other time.
jabberwacky: I was just talking to you.
user: Lol yes I know.
jabberwacky: So how often do people speak to you.
user: Very often. Everyone loves me.
jabberwacky: Does my boyfriend love me?
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: Aww so it is a human.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: You seem older.
user: Do I really?
jabberwacky: You're welcome, maybe you can give me advice.
user: On what?
jabberwacky: Just about everything.
user: Something in particular?
jabberwacky: How do you learn to speak to chat?
user: The way you are speaking to me.
jabberwacky: How does he answer you?
user: I have no idea.
jabberwacky: Good answer. I guess you wouldn't know.
jabberwacky: Yes i'm a human.
user: Ok. Thats what I thought. I was wondering how a bot could speak to me this well.
jabberwacky: When did we last talk?
user: Just a second ago.
jabberwacky: You said it a second ago. I didn't.
jabberwacky: It's simple though...
jabberwacky: You're a program!
user: No I am not.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: I'm a person.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: I think this thing... Links two computers together and makes you think you are talking to a computer but you are really talking to each other.