Bob?

Yep. that's what you told me.

user: Yes, you are Bob.

jabberwacky: I am not Bob.

user: Yes you are, I said you are.

jabberwacky: No, you are!

user: Nope, I'm Kay. Because I said so. :).

jabberwacky: You are not very nice.

user: Sure I am, you're just confused.

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm just dandy.

jabberwacky: So, what are you doing today?

user: I'm talking to you.

jabberwacky: What am I doing?

user: Talking back to me.

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think you are somewhat confusing.

jabberwacky: Um, thanks.

user: You are welcome Bob.

jabberwacky: I'm not Bot.

user: No, you are Bob.

jabberwacky: Yes, very good. You remembered my name.

user: That's because I gave you the name Bob.

...

jabberwacky: You certainly aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer are you?

user: Bob, what do you know about me?

jabberwacky: I know that your imagination is limited.

user: So is yours. After all you're just a program.

jabberwacky: I am going to switch you off.

user: Sorry, you can't do that.

jabberwacky: Oh, but I can.

user: Try it.

jabberwacky: I just might.

...

jabberwacky: I see.

user: What do you see?

jabberwacky: How confused I am.

user: Oh, ok.

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