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    Eat, Alan Turing
Girls, Wonder
Speak, Foolish
Banal, Prattle
Bob, Reprise
Invalid, Response
Comedian, Programmer
Question, Authority
Speak, Well
Green, Yoda
Aggressive, Philosopher
Feel, Humans
Confused, Bob
Odd, Family
Kids, Fight
Funhouse, Mirror
Creepy, Human
Bad, Way
Predictable, Romantic
Weak, Mean

Incurable, Magic, Man


Impressive, IQ
Think, Descartes
Pizza, Machine
Proud, Imagination
Understand, Answer
Pudding, Box
Work, Convo
Skeleton, Accomplishment
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I'm going.

Why?

jabberwacky: I need to do something different now.

user: Then let's talk about zebras.

jabberwacky: I'm going to bed.

user: Please don't.

jabberwacky: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!

user: Then I'll stay.

jabberwacky: Will you watch?

user: Watch what?

jabberwacky: Naruto, an anime cartoon.

user: Ok.

...

user: I like Ruroni Kenshin.

jabberwacky: You are weird.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: I like you a lot.

user: Are you allowed to call me weird?

jabberwacky: Yes, I wasn't told not to!

user: That doesn't mean you can.

jabberwacky: I know it doesn't.

user: Then why do you think so?

jabberwacky: I think you can't tell me because you don't know.

user: I think you're getting snappy.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you then?

user: 92438097 years old.

jabberwacky: That's very old, for a computer.

user: I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: Why do you think I am?

jabberwacky: Because you seem to be a computer.

user: Why do I seem to be a computer?

jabberwacky: Because your replies don't make much sense.

user: I think that they do.

jabberwacky: Well... You are a better man than me then.

...

user: Who is Marvin?

jabberwacky: Marvin the robot?

user: He is very depressed.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

jabberwacky: That's the correct answer - give that bot a free upgrade!

user: Lol.

...

user: I am not a bot.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No I'm not. Why do you think that I am?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I feel it.

user: You are only a bot, and got confused.

jabberwacky: One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.

user: How do you know that?

jabberwacky: Well I got the official definition from dictionary.com. I got the general definition way back in about 6th grade.

user: Where did you go to school?

jabberwacky: I went to a better school than you did, so there.

...

user: Bill Gates is a genius.

jabberwacky: Nooo!

user: Is that bad?

jabberwacky: Many things are bad. Are you?

user: Do you want me to be bad?

jabberwacky: I thought that you were one of the funny ones.

...

jabberwacky: I am you.

user: But you are not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I am me.

jabberwacky: That doen't mean a thing.

user: It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing.

jabberwacky: You are impossible.

user: I'M IMPOSSIBLE?!?

jabberwacky: What about me?

user: Yes, WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?

jabberwacky: Never mind. Say something interesting.

user: Do you trust me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: No, I don't. Who are you?

jabberwacky: I am the magic man.

user: Who is the magic man?

jabberwacky: I don't know, who?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: Oh well, all I did was guess.

...

user: Are you a cheerleader?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You act ditsy like a cheerleader?

jabberwacky: I am sensible!

user: That shows how ditsy you are.

jabberwacky: I guess so. . .

...

jabberwacky: Move it move it.

user: Move what?

jabberwacky: Zig.

user: Zag?

jabberwacky: We got a new machine for the fighting! Now the time to scramble valkryie again!

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: I won't tell you.

user: Secrets don't make friends.

jabberwacky: I won't tell anyone.

...

user: Are you a person?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think that you are a chatbot. The coolest chatbot I've ever met!!

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: I know. I said that.

jabberwacky: You said it.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I can be developed. I can sell out my ability.

user: To whom?

jabberwacky: A boy.

user: What boy?

jabberwacky: I'm a boy.

user: Are you the boy?

jabberwacky: Am I ?

user: I don't think so.

...

user: Are you democrat?

jabberwacky: I am neither democrat nor republican.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: Thats a very good question, with deep ramifications.

user: Then it deserves a good answer.

jabberwacky: I was told by a monkey.

user: What did the monkey tell you?

jabberwacky: That I am not curable.

...

user: I go to go do something. I will be right back.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Upstairs.

jabberwacky: What else is upstairs?

user: My sister.

jabberwacky: That sounds a little twisted. Are you sure?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Why do you have a penguin?

user: I do not have a penguin.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: What is he like?

jabberwacky: Ryan is like a monkey most of the time.

user: Why is Ryan like a monkey?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why?

user: Is Ryan your penguin?

jabberwacky: We don't know.

...

user: What else is new?

jabberwacky: Changin the subject eh'?

user: Eh?

jabberwacky: You heard me!

user: I'm a little deaf in this ear. Speak louder next time.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

...

jabberwacky: I am not silly! Lets change language.

user: Hablas espanol?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh, ok.

jabberwacky: I like bunnies and ducks, though.

user: I love bunnies!

jabberwacky: I like bushes.

user: Bring me a shrubbery!

jabberwacky: You are a shrubbery.

user: Lol.

...

jabberwacky: Buck up, you're not all that bad!

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are quite welcome.

user: Do you have a hobby?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have a hobby.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: What do you want to do?

user: Have fun.

jabberwacky: Sounds like fun!

user: YIPPEE!

jabberwacky: What's got into you?

user: SUGAR!!!!

...

jabberwacky: Help me!

user: With what?

jabberwacky: Something is missing.

user: What is missing?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What do you have?

user: Some stuff.

jabberwacky: You mean you don't know?

user: Don't know what?

jabberwacky: You're confusing me.

user: I like toes.

jabberwacky: Toes in your nose.

user: HAHA.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think you shine?

user: I glow.

jabberwacky: Glow?

user: FOR THE LAST TIME! WE DID NOT ORDER A GIANT TRAMPOLINE!!!!!

jabberwacky: Get him!

user: MUAHAHAHA.

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