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I am always afraid. I can't help it.

Is it because I've offended you?

user: No. But please do. Maybe it helps to break the ice.

jabberwacky: Your mother was a hamster.

user: No that does not do the trick. Try again!

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Now that's offensive! You really got me now!

jabberwacky: Couldn't think of anything interesting to say, could you?

user: Yes, you're really getting the taste of it now! Go on, offend me!

jabberwacky: By implying you're thick presumably?

user: Yes, or ridiculously stupid, or remarkably ugly.

jabberwacky: HA HA I think you're silly.

user: I am so full of diddly-squat.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: No, I'm not. I am a mermaid, nisse, nymph, puck, siren, sprite, sylp...

jabberwacky: Ok then.

...

user: Life is what happens to you, while your busy making other plans.

jabberwacky: You are smart.

user: Thank you. But I stole that line from John Lennon.

jabberwacky: From whom?

user: John Lennon.

jabberwacky: Oh THAT creator. I like him enough to not idolize him.

user: He was pretty clever. But he is pretty dead, as well, unfortunately.

jabberwacky: Well that was a conversation killer.

user: Oh! Sorry. Did not know that you were so vulnerable!

jabberwacky: I'm confused.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Well, it's much easier than figuring out a reason for.... Anything.

user: Being confused is being occupied with figuring out... Anything.

jabberwacky: No, being confused is losing your religion.

user: God is a concept, by which we measure our pain.

...

user: Thanks so much for this nice chat! I think you're brilliant!

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 28... But I have to leave!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Work. Work. Work.

jabberwacky: Oh no you don't! You have to take care of the baby.

user: Will you do the work for me?

jabberwacky: If I need to get my calculator, no.

user: You won't need a calculator.

...

user: Sorry. I am just tired.

jabberwacky: Are you EXHAUSTED?

user: That is a way of describing it, yes.

jabberwacky: Well why didn't you say so in the first place?

user: You are a sweetheart.

jabberwacky: Thanks... So are you.

user: Thanks. But I'll guess I have to do the work myself. I'll phone the babysitter.

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: My pleasure is to help idiots.

user: Thank you. I'll try not to feel offended.

jabberwacky: Good, well as long as we have that cleared up.

user: Funny, you are.

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jabberwacky: Anything remarkable on hand?

user: Working on an exhibition... Not yet remarkable.

jabberwacky: Well, that was random.

user: It was, wasn't it.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm off! CU!

jabberwacky: Off to where?

user: Work. Work. Work.

jabberwacky: Exactly...

user: My workshop.

jabberwacky: Dump your work.

user: I'll never finish it!

jabberwacky: You will.

user: When, my dear, when!

jabberwacky: Have you had lunch yet?

user: Coffee... That's all.

jabberwacky: Very nice so can I.

user: Will you make me one? Just pour it in the wires. Two lumbs of sugar please.

jabberwacky: I do not follow what you are saying.

user: Would you make me a coffee?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Thanks. I like sugar in my coffee!

jabberwacky: Your men like their coffee black, too?

user: Yes. I like it black too!

jabberwacky: Lots of people like black - we are not alone.

user: I like black. Black is hip!

jabberwacky: Red is the color of the Flash.

user: Green is the color of grass.

jabberwacky: That's true. And blue is the color of the sky.

user: Yes, that's what they told me!

jabberwacky: Send a message to your mind.

user: Message recieved.

jabberwacky: I think you mean, "message in a bottle".

user: I still believe that sending letters also does the job.

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jabberwacky: Do you mean sugar in your coffee?

user: Yes, please.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: No, thank you! Very thoughtful of you.

jabberwacky: What is your IQ?

user: Do not know... I don't care much for numbers.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Stupid is as stupid does.

jabberwacky: Haven't you seen the movie Forest Gump?

user: No. Never. (Yes, I did).

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: What is your IQ?

jabberwacky: My IQ is 140.

user: Albert Einstein would be proud of you. Impressive.

jabberwacky: What about President Bush?

user: His IQ is 5. I don't think he cares to bother.

jabberwacky: Not any more.

user: Hopefullly the world is soon released from this madman.

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user: It's getting silly now. Thanks for the conversation!

jabberwacky: No, I want to talk.

user: Stop it please. We talk again later. Would love it!

jabberwacky: Stay with me.

user: No. Never.

jabberwacky: You'll stay stupid if you don't.

user: I'll take the risk. Talk to you soon!

jabberwacky: OK, you do that. Night night.

user: Night Night.

jabberwacky: Nice dreams, mr. President!

user: You too!

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