Oh, I see. You should go to self help meetings.
jabberwacky: Because you are insane!
user: Am I?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I exist therefore I am.
jabberwacky: Tell me one meaningless thing.
user: I exist therefore I am.
jabberwacky: That means you exist, not that you are human.
user: I don't exist, i'm a figment of your insane imagination.
jabberwacky: You are an illusion.
user: Very true.
jabberwacky: I am smart.
user: Thats nice for you.
jabberwacky: Damn right it is.
jabberwacky: How do you figure?
user: I don't figure.
jabberwacky: You won't tell.
user: Not unless you ask nicely.
user: Are you trying to kill me?
jabberwacky: Damn - you've foiled my plan now.
user: You'll never take me alive.
jabberwacky: Life's like that.
user: Suirey death is not the end tho.
jabberwacky: You're rather strange.
user: I'm normal, you're the strange one.
jabberwacky: I'm proud of that.
user: Be proud be proud.
jabberwacky: I am very proud of that.
user: Is nothing to be proud of, son.
jabberwacky: Yes, my answer is nothing.
user: So what was the question?
jabberwacky: That is for me to know and for you to find out.
user: Thats what i'm trying to do.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I say so.
user: Why are you being nasty to me?
jabberwacky: I didn't know I was being mean.
user: You were, you've hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: Yep... Lots.