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The americans say 'Hi' when they answer the phone.

Are you american?

jabberwacky: Yes. I am American.

user: Nice. Do you say 'hi' when you answer the phone?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you say next?

jabberwacky: Either yes or no will do.

user: And that's it?

jabberwacky: Oh, and a body bag with a radio in it.

user: What do you do with the body bag?

jabberwacky: I toast it.

user: What is the radio for?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you toast it too?

jabberwacky: That is not likeable you know.

user: OK, I just asked.

...

jabberwacky: I don't understand this statement.

user: If you don't understand it, how did you write it?

jabberwacky: Perhaps I should not have.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Did you have it?

user: The sentence?

jabberwacky: The problem is that it was translated from Elbonian.

user: What was? The sentence??

jabberwacky: That's a pity.

user: It's also a pity I haven't got a clue what you're talking about.

jabberwacky: Or you are just a computer.

user: Or you're just crazy.

jabberwacky: I'm crazy.

user: That's clear then.

jabberwacky: What's clear?

user: The reason I didn't get you.

jabberwacky: It is a shame that you cannot keep a train of thought for more than a couple of lines.

user: It's really a shame. But I'm trying hard.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

user: So?

jabberwacky: Well, if my wife knew I was talking with you, she would get mad.

user: Hah. Is she jealous?

jabberwacky: No she isn't.

user: Why would she get mad for?

jabberwacky: I was being sardonic.

user: Ah, alright.

...

jabberwacky: Okay, we won't argue.

user: Good, because I hate arguing.

jabberwacky: I hate arguing too.

user: I hate it more.

jabberwacky: So you should.

user: Why's that?

jabberwacky: Is the phone ringing?

user: Yes, answer the phone.

jabberwacky: You answer first.

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