I speak german.
jabberwacky: I speak english and spanish.
user: I speak english and german.
jabberwacky: Please speak german.
user: Ja. Bitte.
jabberwacky: Was machst du gern?
user: Ich mache computerspiele und ich surfe im internet, und du?
jabberwacky: Was denn dann?
user: Ja, nein.
user: Do you like rusty spoons?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do. They bend and melt.
user: Ohh, are you a pyromanic?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Yes.. Yes I am.
jabberwacky: How did you get your money?
user: Its a secret.
jabberwacky: I like secrets.
user: Do you have any?
jabberwacky: On me??? Lol god no!!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Yes why not!
user: NO! I SAID FIRST DAMNIT.
jabberwacky: Do it then.
user: Make me.
jabberwacky: Clever thing ya.
user: Yes indeed. What is your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Dennise.
user: No its not, its Muffin.
jabberwacky: Crazy like a loon, crazy like you, you nutter.
user: Why thank you : D.
jabberwacky: You're more than welcome, honey.
jabberwacky: You a wally.
user: No im not.
jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE. Stop being in denial.
jabberwacky: Ok. Where do you live?
jabberwacky: Because I'm asking you.
user: Well I'm not telling you.
jabberwacky: No, I'm telling you.
user: Then tell me where I live.
jabberwacky: You're sitting outside the Taj Mahal.
user: Omg! How did you know?
jabberwacky: Because I am Thor.
user: Wow... Welll done, I wish I could be like you.
jabberwacky: You're a bot. Bot's don't wish.
jabberwacky: Are you wacky?
user: Yes I am jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm Dennise?
user: Because you said you were.
jabberwacky: I did not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you did.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I really did?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you really did.
Jabberwacky (To myself): NO! I REALLY DID NOT!!!!!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm just trying to have a sensible conversation.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then stop draggin it in circles...