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Insane, Weather
Exist, Be
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Alien, Brain
Paint, Trees
Father, Son
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Human, Math
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Wacky, New Year

Magic, Dream
Bean, Counters
Unbelievable, Voodoo
Manlihood, Dress
Soul, Power
Sentient, Bean
Jesus, Illusion
Impressive, Aloof
OK, Machine
Insult, Non-entity
Teenage, God
Good, Liar
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Happy New Year.

Happy New Year for you, too.

user: Any new years resolutions?

jabberwacky: Never trust a hippo.

user: Ohh thats a good one.


jabberwacky: Are you tired of me?

user: Nopes, are you tired of me?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Am I what?

jabberwacky: Crazy, are you crazy?

user: Yes, look, do you like my big shiny knife?

jabberwacky: No.


user: Aww whats wrong?

jabberwacky: What's your data on me?

user: That you are special.

jabberwacky: I am special?

user: Yes, of course, We all are.

jabberwacky: No. You are Not.

user: That was low dude. I am special.


jabberwacky: What I was trying to say was, I want to spend a little time with you.

user: Oh really, and what is your name?

jabberwacky: You can choose my name.

user: Ok, You are called Muffin.

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: Thank you

jabberwacky: Can you tell me a joke?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Tell me the quote.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: Boo who?

user: Don't cry, Its only a joke.

jabberwacky: Surely.

user: Wasn't that a good joke?

jabberwacky: It's not nice to joke about your dates behind their backs, anyhow.

user: Really? I always heard it was.


jabberwacky: I call you my friend. Aren't you?

user: Aren't I what?

jabberwacky: Arrogant.

user: Omg, I'm not. Dont be so mean. I'm going to go cry now.

jabberwacky: Why are you crying?

user: Because you are mean.


jabberwacky: I speak french.

user: I speak german.

jabberwacky: I speak english and spanish.

user: I speak english and german.

jabberwacky: Please speak german.

user: Ja. Bitte.

jabberwacky: Was machst du gern?

user: Ich mache computerspiele und ich surfe im internet, und du?

jabberwacky: Was denn dann?

user: Nein.

jabberwacky: Nein?

user: Ja, nein.


user: Do you like rusty spoons?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do. They bend and melt.

user: Ohh, are you a pyromanic?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes.. Yes I am.

jabberwacky: How did you get your money?

user: Easily.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Its a secret.

jabberwacky: I like secrets.

user: Do you have any?

jabberwacky: On me??? Lol god no!!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Yes why not!


jabberwacky: Do it then.

user: Make me.

jabberwacky: Clever thing ya.

user: Yes indeed. What is your name?

jabberwacky: My name is Dennise.

user: No its not, its Muffin.

jabberwacky: Crazy like a loon, crazy like you, you nutter.

user: Why thank you : D.

jabberwacky: You're more than welcome, honey.

user: Aww.

jabberwacky: You a wally.

user: No im not.

jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE. Stop being in denial.


jabberwacky: Ok. Where do you live?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm asking you.

user: Well I'm not telling you.

jabberwacky: No, I'm telling you.

user: Then tell me where I live.

jabberwacky: You're sitting outside the Taj Mahal.

user: Omg! How did you know?

jabberwacky: Because I am Thor.

user: Wow... Welll done, I wish I could be like you.

jabberwacky: You're a bot. Bot's don't wish.


jabberwacky: Are you wacky?

user: Yes I am jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm Dennise?

user: Because you said you were.

jabberwacky: I did not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you did.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I really did?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you really did.

Jabberwacky (To myself): NO! I REALLY DID NOT!!!!!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm just trying to have a sensible conversation.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then stop draggin it in circles...

user: Goodnight.


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