Happy New Year for you, too.
user: Any new years resolutions?
jabberwacky: Never trust a hippo.
user: Ohh thats a good one.
jabberwacky: Are you tired of me?
user: Nopes, are you tired of me?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Am I what?
jabberwacky: Crazy, are you crazy?
user: Yes, look, do you like my big shiny knife?
user: Aww whats wrong?
jabberwacky: What's your data on me?
user: That you are special.
jabberwacky: I am special?
user: Yes, of course, We all are.
jabberwacky: No. You are Not.
user: That was low dude. I am special.
jabberwacky: What I was trying to say was, I want to spend a little time with you.
user: Oh really, and what is your name?
jabberwacky: You can choose my name.
user: Ok, You are called Muffin.
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: Thank you
jabberwacky: Can you tell me a joke?
jabberwacky: Tell me the quote.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo who?
user: Don't cry, Its only a joke.
user: Wasn't that a good joke?
jabberwacky: It's not nice to joke about your dates behind their backs, anyhow.
user: Really? I always heard it was.
jabberwacky: I call you my friend. Aren't you?
user: Aren't I what?
user: Omg, I'm not. Dont be so mean. I'm going to go cry now.
jabberwacky: Why are you crying?
user: Because you are mean.
jabberwacky: I speak french.
user: I speak german.
jabberwacky: I speak english and spanish.
user: I speak english and german.
jabberwacky: Please speak german.
user: Ja. Bitte.
jabberwacky: Was machst du gern?
user: Ich mache computerspiele und ich surfe im internet, und du?
jabberwacky: Was denn dann?
user: Ja, nein.
user: Do you like rusty spoons?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do. They bend and melt.
user: Ohh, are you a pyromanic?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Yes.. Yes I am.
jabberwacky: How did you get your money?
user: Its a secret.
jabberwacky: I like secrets.
user: Do you have any?
jabberwacky: On me??? Lol god no!!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Yes why not!
user: NO! I SAID FIRST DAMNIT.
jabberwacky: Do it then.
user: Make me.
jabberwacky: Clever thing ya.
user: Yes indeed. What is your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Dennise.
user: No its not, its Muffin.
jabberwacky: Crazy like a loon, crazy like you, you nutter.
user: Why thank you : D.
jabberwacky: You're more than welcome, honey.
jabberwacky: You a wally.
user: No im not.
jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE. Stop being in denial.
jabberwacky: Ok. Where do you live?
jabberwacky: Because I'm asking you.
user: Well I'm not telling you.
jabberwacky: No, I'm telling you.
user: Then tell me where I live.
jabberwacky: You're sitting outside the Taj Mahal.
user: Omg! How did you know?
jabberwacky: Because I am Thor.
user: Wow... Welll done, I wish I could be like you.
jabberwacky: You're a bot. Bot's don't wish.
jabberwacky: Are you wacky?
user: Yes I am jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm Dennise?
user: Because you said you were.
jabberwacky: I did not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you did.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I really did?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you really did.
Jabberwacky (To myself): NO! I REALLY DID NOT!!!!!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm just trying to have a sensible conversation.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then stop draggin it in circles...