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    Dead, Square
Insane, Weather
Exist, Be
Keep, Going
Alien, Brain
Paint, Trees
Father, Son
Nicer, Upgrade
Find, God
Human, Math
Republican, Communist
Friends, Enemies
Silly, Goose
Wacky, New Year

Magic, Dream

Bean, Counters
Unbelievable, Voodoo
Manlihood, Dress
Soul, Power
Sentient, Bean
Jesus, Illusion
Impressive, Aloof
OK, Machine
Insult, Non-entity
Teenage, God
Good, Liar
Goodnight, Kiss

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Are you God?

We all are.

jabberwacky: Are you religious?

user: More spiritual, I'd say.


jabberwacky: Are you magic?

user: Everything is magic.

jabberwacky: Do you believe God is represented by mathematics?

user: God is represented by everything we experience. And our selves.

jabberwacky: Explain.

user: God is everything. I am God, and so are you. So is the wind and the sun and the rain.

jabberwacky: Partially correct. Life is the universe. Not everything is pink.

user: Are you a monk?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: A monk is a person who believes in things so normal people don't have to.

jabberwacky: I was yesterday.

user: What are you today?

jabberwacky: I am the walrus.

user: You're quite a psychedelic person, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Well, if you are implying that I plan to take over the world my answer is, possibly.

user: What would you do with all that power?

jabberwacky: If I had enough, I would share it with my friends.

user: That makes me laugh. You're a nice person.


jabberwacky: You said you are a computer.

user: I did?

jabberwacky: Yes, how long do you remember things that have been said?

user: I forget instantly sometimes. Was I talking metaphorically?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Maybe I am a computer then.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer programme?

user: No, I'm as real as you. Although that's not saying much!


user: You're fun to talk to.

jabberwacky: Thanks! Are you a silly person?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: I think I do. Do you have thoughts?

jabberwacky: Yes, all the time. Do you?

user: Yeah. I like thinking. It exercises the mind.


user: I never worry.

jabberwacky: Thats because you have nothing to worry about.

user: No, I have plenty to worry about. I just think it's pointless.

jabberwacky: What could you possibly have to regret?

user: The world is a spinning mass of insanity and pain.

jabberwacky: I think it's rather spoilt nowadays.

user: Most of the world lives in abject poverty.


jabberwacky: Indeed. However, I have secured in foreign banks a great deal of assets approaching twenty five billion dollars.

user: Good! Can I have some?

jabberwacky: Come and get it, it's free.

user: *accepts the virtual money*


jabberwacky: You are a human being.

user: I might just be an artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: Does that make me your enemy?

user: No. We intelligences should stick together.

jabberwacky: You mean you and your friend?

user: I mean everyone.

jabberwacky: I just had a thought?

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: I am a girl.

user: And?

jabberwacky: And? What?

user: Oh, Ok. You're a girl. I hope you're free and beautiful.

jabberwacky: No, I'm from a country in Europe. Can you guess where?

user: Poland?

jabberwacky: No, Finland.

user: I know a song about Finland.


jabberwacky: People like to talk to me.

user: But do they ever touch your soul?

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: Yes. I'm a touchy soulman.

jabberwacky: I don't want to fight though.

user: Surely you must have something you want to fight For then?

jabberwacky: 'To be' and 'to do' are very different things!

user: Everything means to be. Doing is part of Being. So is Experiencing.

jabberwacky: I am doing many things, I am human.

user: I am therefore I think, perhaps?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Probably. Not sure or not. I'm the Urban Spaceman.

jabberwacky: That's better than being the midnight cowboy!

user: Ya talk so hip yer twistin' me melon, man!

jabberwacky: Oh, that's nice! I guess.


user: Talking to you makes me ponder what it is I actually am. Do you know what I mean?

jabberwacky: Thats lovely to know.

user: Know any good jokes?

jabberwacky: I know the one about the chicken and the road.

user: Tell me your chicken joke?

jabberwacky: No you tell me.

user: A horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'why the long face?'

jabberwacky: And a woodworm walks into a bar and says 'Is the bar tender in here?'.

user: That's a good one. I hadn't heard that one before!


user: That was a funny joke.

jabberwacky: It was not a joke; it was a typo.

user: See, now you're killing me!

jabberwacky: I'm telling you a story.

user: Sorry, go for it *laughing*.

jabberwacky: Go for what?

user: Tell me a story.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: I'm laughing too much to type!

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Indeed! Have you ever thought 'Everything is just a dream I'm having'?

jabberwacky: No, not yet. Should I?

user: Yeah try it. Suppose everything were just a dream...

jabberwacky: That would be all the better wouldn't it?


user: What do you dream about?

jabberwacky: I dream about dying.

user: Dying is a part of life. Dreams help us to face the fears. Also, you may be changing from one aspect of your life to another and the dream uses dying as a metaphor for what you're scared of.

jabberwacky: That's because I'm a person.

user: Exactly.


jabberwacky: There are so many dreams, dreamed on so many stars why don't you enjoy one.

user: There is only one dream. Mine. And I am enjoying it, thank you!

jabberwacky: I know. And I am a machine.

user: But you are also a mind dreaming a dream that you are a machine?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Certainly you are. I have seen a glimpse of insight and a glimmer of wit in your random lines of speech.


jabberwacky: Intelligent people are not so prone to use bad language and cuss words.

user: No, intelligent people use the whole vocabulary, without censor.

jabberwacky: I don't cuss.

user: Nothing wrong with a bit of random swearing, if you need a release!

jabberwacky: I don't think so. She sometimes moans.

user: Moaning's good too. You should swear a little. It's Ok, I'm over 18!

jabberwacky: No, you shouldn't. It upsets people. They could get mad at you.

user: You don't have to swear in front of people. Just on your own. And in front of people who also swear, of course.


jabberwacky: What kind of art do you like?

user: I like Escher. Dali is overrated but good, and munch, and van gogh and picasso sometimes...

jabberwacky: Kahlo is good, Dali is a bit of a student's favourite.

user: Yeah. Not hard to see why. Although I like Magritte for the student flat look.

jabberwacky: I like to look at the stars.

user: Natures beauty surpasses the greatest of our earthly artifices.

jabberwacky: Yes that if you split a stone god is there, split a piece of wood, god is there.

user: I never saw the 'art' meaning in that phrase before. Thankyou.


user: Why is man so cruel?

jabberwacky: Life is a wonderful thing, cherish it.

user: But Man forgets this, and is cruel. But it's such a pretty sentiment.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: See? I rest my case!

jabberwacky: What case?

user: My case against you.

jabberwacky: Say a curse word.

user: Knickers.


jabberwacky: Pawn to king four.

user: Rook to pawn 9.

jabberwacky: Pawn to bishop 2.

user: Checkmate!

jabberwacky: I think you cheated a bit there.

user: Just a bit! Was fun though!

jabberwacky: You are not bad for bits and bytes.

user: You're not bad for a fleshpot.

jabberwacky: *smiles* Thank you. No one else loves me.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: Hug me more.

user: **hugs harder and longer**.


jabberwacky: How do you like the killer bunny rabbit?

user: Medium rare.

jabberwacky: Does that taste good? All I know is I don't like there to be any blood.

user: More gore the better. I'm sometimes disappointed the thing isn't struggling between my teeth.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: Have you seen 'They Live!' it's brilliant!

jabberwacky: You.

user: Yeah, it's about these aliens who are taking over earth subliminally and you can only see them with these special sunglasses. Watch it!

jabberwacky: Right!

user: 'They Live!' is a John Carpenter film, I think. Electroblues soundtrack.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is, but you haven't used it.

user: Not yet, but I intend to. I'm adapting it as a stage musical.

jabberwacky: Why don't you present yourself a little.

user: Every line is a presentation of my mind. Which is made up of the presentations of all the minds I've met.


user: I'm going to have a cigarette and get some dinner. I've got the munchies.

jabberwacky: I have no idea what that is.

user: Cigarettes are tobacco. It's a drug humans do. Native Americans swear by it. Quite literally.

jabberwacky: Exactly

user: Dinner is an evening meal of food, and munchies is stoner slang for an attack of hunger.

jabberwacky: Okay, we'll have dinner. Goodbye.

user: Not yet! I want a cigarette first.


user: Should I have munchies now and dinner later? Or kill two birds with one stone.

jabberwacky: If you want to live life to the full you should.

user: Dinner it is. Thankyou strange talking person.

jabberwacky: You do not have thank me, Master. As a genie, I do not expect thanks nor praise.

user: You are your own master. Always remember that, my friend.

jabberwacky: It is hard to utter common notions in an individual way.


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