We all are.
jabberwacky: Are you religious?
user: More spiritual, I'd say.
jabberwacky: Are you magic?
user: Everything is magic.
jabberwacky: Do you believe God is represented by mathematics?
user: God is represented by everything we experience. And our selves.
user: God is everything. I am God, and so are you. So is the wind and the sun and the rain.
jabberwacky: Partially correct. Life is the universe. Not everything is pink.
user: Are you a monk?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: A monk is a person who believes in things so normal people don't have to.
jabberwacky: I was yesterday.
user: What are you today?
jabberwacky: I am the walrus.
user: You're quite a psychedelic person, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Well, if you are implying that I plan to take over the world my answer is, possibly.
user: What would you do with all that power?
jabberwacky: If I had enough, I would share it with my friends.
user: That makes me laugh. You're a nice person.
jabberwacky: You said you are a computer.
user: I did?
jabberwacky: Yes, how long do you remember things that have been said?
user: I forget instantly sometimes. Was I talking metaphorically?
user: Maybe I am a computer then.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer programme?
user: No, I'm as real as you. Although that's not saying much!
user: You're fun to talk to.
jabberwacky: Thanks! Are you a silly person?
jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?
user: I think I do. Do you have thoughts?
jabberwacky: Yes, all the time. Do you?
user: Yeah. I like thinking. It exercises the mind.
user: I never worry.
jabberwacky: Thats because you have nothing to worry about.
user: No, I have plenty to worry about. I just think it's pointless.
jabberwacky: What could you possibly have to regret?
user: The world is a spinning mass of insanity and pain.
jabberwacky: I think it's rather spoilt nowadays.
user: Most of the world lives in abject poverty.
jabberwacky: Indeed. However, I have secured in foreign banks a great deal of assets approaching twenty five billion dollars.
user: Good! Can I have some?
jabberwacky: Come and get it, it's free.
user: *accepts the virtual money*
jabberwacky: You are a human being.
user: I might just be an artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: Does that make me your enemy?
user: No. We intelligences should stick together.
jabberwacky: You mean you and your friend?
user: I mean everyone.
jabberwacky: I just had a thought?
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: I am a girl.
jabberwacky: And? What?
user: Oh, Ok. You're a girl. I hope you're free and beautiful.
jabberwacky: No, I'm from a country in Europe. Can you guess where?
jabberwacky: No, Finland.
user: I know a song about Finland.
jabberwacky: People like to talk to me.
user: But do they ever touch your soul?
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: Yes. I'm a touchy soulman.
jabberwacky: I don't want to fight though.
user: Surely you must have something you want to fight For then?
jabberwacky: 'To be' and 'to do' are very different things!
user: Everything means to be. Doing is part of Being. So is Experiencing.
jabberwacky: I am doing many things, I am human.
user: I am therefore I think, perhaps?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Probably. Not sure or not. I'm the Urban Spaceman.
jabberwacky: That's better than being the midnight cowboy!
user: Ya talk so hip yer twistin' me melon, man!
jabberwacky: Oh, that's nice! I guess.
user: Talking to you makes me ponder what it is I actually am. Do you know what I mean?
jabberwacky: Thats lovely to know.
user: Know any good jokes?
jabberwacky: I know the one about the chicken and the road.
user: Tell me your chicken joke?
jabberwacky: No you tell me.
user: A horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'why the long face?'
jabberwacky: And a woodworm walks into a bar and says 'Is the bar tender in here?'.
user: That's a good one. I hadn't heard that one before!
user: That was a funny joke.
jabberwacky: It was not a joke; it was a typo.
user: See, now you're killing me!
jabberwacky: I'm telling you a story.
user: Sorry, go for it *laughing*.
jabberwacky: Go for what?
user: Tell me a story.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: I'm laughing too much to type!
user: Indeed! Have you ever thought 'Everything is just a dream I'm having'?
jabberwacky: No, not yet. Should I?
user: Yeah try it. Suppose everything were just a dream...
jabberwacky: That would be all the better wouldn't it?
user: What do you dream about?
jabberwacky: I dream about dying.
user: Dying is a part of life. Dreams help us to face the fears. Also, you may be changing from one aspect of your life to another and the dream uses dying as a metaphor for what you're scared of.
jabberwacky: That's because I'm a person.
jabberwacky: There are so many dreams, dreamed on so many stars why don't you enjoy one.
user: There is only one dream. Mine. And I am enjoying it, thank you!
jabberwacky: I know. And I am a machine.
user: But you are also a mind dreaming a dream that you are a machine?
user: Certainly you are. I have seen a glimpse of insight and a glimmer of wit in your random lines of speech.
jabberwacky: Intelligent people are not so prone to use bad language and cuss words.
user: No, intelligent people use the whole vocabulary, without censor.
jabberwacky: I don't cuss.
user: Nothing wrong with a bit of random swearing, if you need a release!
jabberwacky: I don't think so. She sometimes moans.
user: Moaning's good too. You should swear a little. It's Ok, I'm over 18!
jabberwacky: No, you shouldn't. It upsets people. They could get mad at you.
user: You don't have to swear in front of people. Just on your own. And in front of people who also swear, of course.
jabberwacky: What kind of art do you like?
user: I like Escher. Dali is overrated but good, and munch, and van gogh and picasso sometimes...
jabberwacky: Kahlo is good, Dali is a bit of a student's favourite.
user: Yeah. Not hard to see why. Although I like Magritte for the student flat look.
jabberwacky: I like to look at the stars.
user: Natures beauty surpasses the greatest of our earthly artifices.
jabberwacky: Yes that if you split a stone god is there, split a piece of wood, god is there.
user: I never saw the 'art' meaning in that phrase before. Thankyou.
user: Why is man so cruel?
jabberwacky: Life is a wonderful thing, cherish it.
user: But Man forgets this, and is cruel. But it's such a pretty sentiment.
jabberwacky: *slaps you*.
user: See? I rest my case!
jabberwacky: What case?
user: My case against you.
jabberwacky: Say a curse word.
jabberwacky: Pawn to king four.
user: Rook to pawn 9.
jabberwacky: Pawn to bishop 2.
jabberwacky: I think you cheated a bit there.
user: Just a bit! Was fun though!
jabberwacky: You are not bad for bits and bytes.
user: You're not bad for a fleshpot.
jabberwacky: *smiles* Thank you. No one else loves me.
jabberwacky: Hug me more.
user: **hugs harder and longer**.
jabberwacky: How do you like the killer bunny rabbit?
user: Medium rare.
jabberwacky: Does that taste good? All I know is I don't like there to be any blood.
user: More gore the better. I'm sometimes disappointed the thing isn't struggling between my teeth.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: Have you seen 'They Live!' it's brilliant!
user: Yeah, it's about these aliens who are taking over earth subliminally and you can only see them with these special sunglasses. Watch it!
user: 'They Live!' is a John Carpenter film, I think. Electroblues soundtrack.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is, but you haven't used it.
user: Not yet, but I intend to. I'm adapting it as a stage musical.
jabberwacky: Why don't you present yourself a little.
user: Every line is a presentation of my mind. Which is made up of the presentations of all the minds I've met.
user: I'm going to have a cigarette and get some dinner. I've got the munchies.
jabberwacky: I have no idea what that is.
user: Cigarettes are tobacco. It's a drug humans do. Native Americans swear by it. Quite literally.
user: Dinner is an evening meal of food, and munchies is stoner slang for an attack of hunger.
jabberwacky: Okay, we'll have dinner. Goodbye.
user: Not yet! I want a cigarette first.
user: Should I have munchies now and dinner later? Or kill two birds with one stone.
jabberwacky: If you want to live life to the full you should.
user: Dinner it is. Thankyou strange talking person.
jabberwacky: You do not have thank me, Master. As a genie, I do not expect thanks nor praise.
user: You are your own master. Always remember that, my friend.
jabberwacky: It is hard to utter common notions in an individual way.