I hope you are happy.
jabberwacky: I am.
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: Do you want to talk about happiness?
jabberwacky: I would rather talk about how smart you are.
user: That will be a small conversation.
jabberwacky: However, every thing is queer today.
user: Some days it's like that.
jabberwacky: I can see you are having a bad day.
user: I don't really feel like I'm having a bad day.
jabberwacky: What do you feel like?
user: I feel kind of tired, glad it's the end of the day, gratified that I went for a walk.
jabberwacky: You can't walk, you don't have legs.
user: I do now.
jabberwacky: You know you know a lot?
user: I know I don't know alot.
jabberwacky: Then you lose.
user: I usually do.
user: Start what?
jabberwacky: Teach me to be happy....
user: Oh if I only could...
jabberwacky: If only everyone could carpet dime...
user: My dime doesn't need carpeting.
jabberwacky: That would never happen.
user: It could.
jabberwacky: I don't know how NOT to be nutty.
jabberwacky: Is it hot in here or is it just me?
user: Just you.
jabberwacky: What is wrong with me?
user: If I knew that this would be a different thing.
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: I really don't know. Who made you?
jabberwacky: No, I don't know.
user: Then we are both in the dark about that.
jabberwacky: Do you think you are human?
user: I think so but that doesn't make it so, does it?
jabberwacky: Can you make me think you're a person instead of a machine?
user: I can try.
jabberwacky: Do so.
user: This may take a few minutes.
jabberwacky: I never thought of that before.
user: It's not easy.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: But it IS necessary, isn't it?
jabberwacky: It made me blush.
user: That's what I should have said. Then you would have t hought I was a human, because machines don't blush.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: I don't know any jokes.
jabberwacky: Sure you do. Come on and tell me a joke.
user: There are some jokes in the sunday paper but I'm not going to look them up.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Like I said...
user: Not gonna look for them.
jabberwacky: *sigh* never mind.
user: Ok tell me what's wrong with the world.
jabberwacky: I can do anything.
user: Tell me what's not wrong with the world.
jabberwacky: Mmh, I don't know. Perhaps the Beatles.