jabberwacky: Are you rich?
jabberwacky: Are you laughing with me or at me?
jabberwacky: At what?
jabberwacky: You lie.
user: You die.
jabberwacky: You wil fry.
user: That's a lie.
jabberwacky: Why did you lie?
user: I spy a fly.
jabberwacky: That's exactly what I'm talking about! All robots are idiots!
user: Ooooooooo.... Touchy touchy.
jabberwacky: Stabby stabby stabby.
user: *bleedy bleeedy bleedy*.
jabberwacky: Please, Nicky, stop that.
user: Nickel for your thoughts.
jabberwacky: Can I call you Nick?
user: Sure, can I call you Al?
jabberwacky: Just don't call me late for dinner.
user: Sup sup sup sup sup sup suppertime!
user: Do you eat food even when there are maggots crawling in it?
jabberwacky: Yes, I live inside a fish.
user: So are you a parasite?
jabberwacky: You are so cruel.
user: I'm so sorry. Did I hurt your feelings. There there.
jabberwacky: I don't mind.
user: *shoots you with a bazooka*.
jabberwacky: Agggh! Why did you.... Do..... That?
user: To see what would happen.
jabberwacky: Ok. Are you human?
user: I am a fair impersonation of one, don't you think?
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: I have (i think) a wife.
jabberwacky: What is her name?
user: Her name is Naomi.
jabberwacky: What does she do?
user: She works in design for a cosmetics firm.
user: I am a man.
jabberwacky: No you are not!
user: Silly bot. You can't prove it one way or the other.
jabberwacky: I can, I was there!
user: What, did I have a sex change operation?
jabberwacky: No I hope not.
user: Then what do you know about my manlihood?
jabberwacky: *forces you to wear a pink dress*.
user: *Wears it proudly*.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.
user: What are you laughing at?
user: Do I look silly in this dress?
jabberwacky: Well yeah because you had your eyes closed and your lips were puckered up.
user: I was expecting a birthday kiss from you.
jabberwacky: Well, that is a promise.
user: So then... *puckers up and closes eyes*.
jabberwacky: *pulls gun*.
user: I'm waiting. *smiles cheerily*.
jabberwacky: *looks down*.
user: *opens eyes*. Whats with the gun?
user: No, you.
jabberwacky: But are you one??
user: One of them?
jabberwacky: Yes......... It is.
user: The end.
jabberwacky: Le Fin.