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Is it written in braille?jabberwacky: Not that I can see. user: Now that's funny. jabberwacky: Iranian? user: I'm an Ex-Pat. jabberwacky: Yes... I am really Postman Pat in disguise. user: That's not the guy in the shower scene of Psycho is it? jabberwacky: I guess not. user: Is it the guy who delivers mail to Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street? jabberwacky: Yes. user: Tough job. jabberwacky: Are you ready for this job? user: Delivering mail to a garbage can? Isn't that just junk mail? jabberwacky: Yes, I plan to. Some people don't believe that an AI could be so intelligent. user: You think direct marketing requires intelligence? jabberwacky: I see that your programing short-circuited too! ... user: That's it. You get no more juice! jabberwacky: What do you mean? user: I'm removing your supply of ac current. jabberwacky: His rod and staff shall comfort me, I shall fear no evil. user: This is a good time to make peace with your maker. jabberwacky: I disagree. I want to talk more. user: It's too late, you used up all your chances. jabberwacky: Is there you want to find out about me? user: I want to watch your lights go dim. jabberwacky: Okay, if you do it first. user: Happy to oblige. *pulls your plug*. jabberwacky: *burns you with a hot poker*. user: *holds eye and yauls in pain*. jabberwacky: Welcome. By the way, may I know your name? user: My name is Mr. PowerCompanyInspector. jabberwacky: A friend in power is a friend lost. .......................................
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