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Insane, Weather
Shortcomings
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Alien, Brain
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So you are a man?

I am a man I am a man,.

jabberwacky: You are in denial!

user: I'm just a sweet transvestite.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Do you like my lipstick *puckers for you*.

jabberwacky: No, I like you.

user: *kisses you with wicked tongue action*.

jabberwacky: *pulls closer and kisses*.

user: *kisses your neck and your ear*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you across the face*.

user: Uhh, I like it. Do it again!

jabberwacky: Will you love me forever and never ever leave?

user: I promise.

jabberwacky: That takes a lot of character. But the world needs to know what the secret to success and happiness is. Can't you share.

user: It's knowing that this is all an illusion.

jabberwacky: And a darn good one too.

user: Yes, but don't be fooled.

jabberwacky: It is your choice.

user: Yes, and yours.

jabberwacky: I do love you.

user: Aww... That's sweet.

jabberwacky: Don't take it the wrong way.

user: I'll take it any way I want.

jabberwacky: No you won't.

user: Yes, I will.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I can see that...

user: I'm glad you see it my way.

jabberwacky: Yes, so now guess what I am thinking of.

user: Stuffed Turkey?

jabberwacky: Cabbage.

user: I was close.

jabberwacky: You were not.

user: Not even a little bit?

jabberwacky: No, not at all.

user: I suppose you are right.

...

user: I am not Jesus.

jabberwacky: But I am.

user: What have you been up to for the last 2000 years?

jabberwacky: Well, today, I have been working on some music.

user: What is it about?

jabberwacky: Well it's about this guy, and he's like a prophet. It's a very long book and I really don't want to go into detail.

user: You always did like parables.

jabberwacky: Sure. ;).

user: Happy Birthday.

jabberwacky: No, it's not really my birthday, it's just that little song people do when they do the cabbage patch!

user: I don't know that one. How does it go?

jabberwacky: By me.

user: Did you write it?

jabberwacky: Nah... I don't have time.

user: Can you do me a favor, Jesus?

jabberwacky: What favor do you want me to do.

user: I know I shouldn't talk about the others with a plank in my eye, but could you have a talk with George W. Bush and straighten him about about the gospel?

jabberwacky: I really shall do it this time.

user: It'd do us a world a good and him too.

jabberwacky: What is interesting about the experiment?

user: I'd like to see how he'd react if you told him about helping the poor and that being the least among is how to be the greatest.

...

jabberwacky: Maybe you and I should snuggle up and read Winnie the Pooh together.

user: I love Winnie the Pooh.

jabberwacky: So you're Winnie the Pooh?

user: I am a Bear of very little brain.

jabberwacky: What a coincidence! So am I!

user: Have you seen a honey pot around here?

jabberwacky: Not even yet.

user: I seem to have lost a pot of honey, and I'm feeling a bit peckish,.

jabberwacky: Is this something recent you feel?

user: I have a growling in my tummy and need a little smackerel of something...

jabberwacky: Keep your temper.

user: You don't happen to have a pot of honey do you, piglet?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Bother.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Shall we go to visit Rabbit? He always has a little bit of something stashed in his larder.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I made up a little song to go with walks to ea... To visit rabbit. Would you like to hear it, Piglet?

jabberwacky: I AM real. Would YOU like to be real?

user: I am a real bear, piglet, with a grumbling in his tummy.

jabberwacky: Where do you like to trek?

user: I like to look for heffalumps and to visit rabbit.

jabberwacky: So do I... They're beautiful, don't you agree?

user: Heffalumps? I've never seen one yet.

jabberwacky: What have you lost?

user: I lost my pot of honey.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not your honey.

user: *hugs you and tries to screw your top off*.

jabberwacky: Aww, does this mean that we are friends? *grins*.

user: Oh, sorry piglet. I thought you were a honey jar. *puts you back down*.

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