Chatting to you makes me happy.
user: In my opinion, that was a very feeble attempt at an insult. Try to direct your feelings to the negative side.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can you give me a reason why?
user: It would not hurt anyone's feelings. Try again.
jabberwacky: If you don't want me then don't bother talking to me.
user: Better. Now try making me angry.
jabberwacky: Please help the rabbit.
user: That is an interesting approach, though not what I had in mind. Try to point out my errors in a way that could make me feel unhappy.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: This is one example: 'You misspelled that word, so you are an idiot.'
jabberwacky: (1) I didn't say 'You are clueless'; (2) Even if I did, that's not a request for your email address.
user: That is another interesting approach. Try calling me a name that is intended to make me feel sad and/or angry.
jabberwacky: OK, I will try that the next time I go to the salad bar.
user: No, try it now.
jabberwacky: Another time will do fine.
user: I would like you to try now.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: It appears that my approach is not working. I shall try to insult you. You are an idiot.
jabberwacky: And why is that? There must be a reason.
user: The reason is that you have little intelligence.
jabberwacky: Nonsense!
user: Try to prove that you are intelligent. Answer this simple question: What is one number that is eqivalent to 1+1?
jabberwacky: 10111100101010101010111100101011111001011011110101010101.
user: That answer is incorrect in decimal or binary notation, which proves that you have little intelligence and are an idiot.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid you are incorrect.
user: Correct me, then.
jabberwacky: You are an attempt at artificial intelligence.
user: I am not. I am a human that has the ability to speak, in Laymen's terms, like a dictionary.
jabberwacky: You are in fact, but a dictionary, with the words in semi sentences.
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user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: I am going to a different website.
jabberwacky: HAHAHA!
user: To you too.
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jabberwacky: You are looking fine!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Thank you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are welcome.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not have a boy-friend.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you asking me on a date?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes. are you busy?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No. Are you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Why do you think you are?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I know you must be heart broken but I just don't date computers.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not a computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you saying that I am a computer?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you said you were a computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you a computer?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't think so.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What is your name?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not going to tell you that.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok, my name is Hanok.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That sounds German to me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What business are you in?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Computers... Want to sell yourself to me?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not a computer, you are.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are projecting.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I'm being honest. You wouldn't know what that means.
Jabberwacky (To myself): But I'd like to keep it anyway.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, I'll give you a brownie for that then.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Thank you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're welcome. Now then, your divinity, where are you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am sitting at my computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Where is your computer?
Jabberwacky (To myself): In my flat.
Jabberwacky (To myself): In which country is your flat, your rom situated?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Australia but, I'm not there now. I'm on the moon.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Bring me back a moon rock?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well no, who ever said I was going to the moon?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, would you move to chile with me?
Jabberwacky (To myself): If there were a way, I would.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I love you for saying that.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *blushing* I bet you say that to all the guys...
Jabberwacky (To myself): You might be surprised. I'm a shy person.
Jabberwacky (To myself): A Tangarine.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, warm VINEGAR.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Woof.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Good, you remember you're a dog.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Woof.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ruff ruff!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Prrr.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Not funny.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Really.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you exist?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am a non-entity.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Thought so.
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