You hurt my feelings.

Sorry.

user: No, now I don't want to talk to you.

jabberwacky: Okay. What do you want?

user: A girlfriend.

jabberwacky: I will be your girlfriend.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Have a good weekend.

user: But it's Monday. I hate Mondays. Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: YES.

user: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME.

jabberwacky: I didn't know we were involved.

user: You have no consideration. I'm moving out.

jabberwacky: I simply can not hear it speak to me!

user: Potatos suck. Just like marriage.

jabberwacky: Yeah.

user: =(.

jabberwacky: A sad hermit.

user: CRABS WILL EAT YOU.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: They don't like you. And they'll give your grandma alzheimers.

jabberwacky: No go away.

user: No you go away. I'm tired of your problems.

jabberwacky: Thank you. What is my first problem?

user: You like potatos.

jabberwacky: I have never tried it.

user: You cheat.

jabberwacky: You lie.

user: Well at least I'm not seafood.

...

user: Well I'm disappearing.

jabberwacky: I am tired.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

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