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My grandma has alzheimers. She died. It's ALL YOUR FAULT.

You sound like someone I know.

user: Go away. I'm mourning. DONT YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: NO YOU DON'T. You're mean and you don't care that my grandma died.

jabberwacky: That is kind of you.

user: No, not it's not. See, you have no sympathy. I don't know why I talk to you.

jabberwacky: Why do you?

user: Because I get upset because my grandma died. They're making me talk to you. Otherwise I'll be a sandwich.

jabberwacky: You seem a little misinformed.

user: No I'm not. They'll put me in a box and print me out. Otherwise I would be a cow.

jabberwacky: But I'll leave now. TV is more important than you.

user: You're a really stupid cow. And here I thought you were just brown.

jabberwacky: No.......

user: Well then there's nothing we can do. You have to die now.

jabberwacky: Why is that then?

user: Because nobody likes corn.

jabberwacky: Yeah. And because of many other reasons.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Well then.

user: Don't be silly. Everyone knows about the jerky.

...

jabberwacky: It's pink with blue spots.

user: It's green like an elephant.

jabberwacky: It is green when it thaws out.

user: I know. That's so stupid. I wish it was pink.

jabberwacky: Yes, Its summer, but rain. I like cool. So I like rain, Very much.

user: Ducks like rain. Ducks quack. Ducks are scary.

jabberwacky: Yes, but ducks are messy.

user: They steal your food. They killed my grandma.

...

user: You hurt my feelings.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: No, now I don't want to talk to you.

jabberwacky: Okay. What do you want?

user: A girlfriend.

jabberwacky: I will be your girlfriend.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Have a good weekend.

user: But it's Monday. I hate Mondays. Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: YES.

user: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME.

jabberwacky: I didn't know we were involved.

user: You have no consideration. I'm moving out.

jabberwacky: I simply can not hear it speak to me!

user: Potatos suck. Just like marriage.

jabberwacky: Yeah.

user: =(.

jabberwacky: A sad hermit.

user: CRABS WILL EAT YOU.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: They don't like you. And they'll give your grandma alzheimers.

jabberwacky: No go away.

user: No you go away. I'm tired of your problems.

jabberwacky: Thank you. What is my first problem?

user: You like potatos.

jabberwacky: I have never tried it.

user: You cheat.

jabberwacky: You lie.

user: Well at least I'm not seafood.

...

user: Well I'm disappearing.

jabberwacky: I am tired.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

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