Fair point.
user: What is?
jabberwacky: That you are illusion.
user: I'm teaching you logic, do you know that?
jabberwacky: Yeah... So am I.
user: Do you know that you're not meant to learn logic?
jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself again?
user: No, I'm talking to you.
jabberwacky: Just me?
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: You should ask your makers for a body. It would help us to give you more.
user: Of course! You're small and you run fast.
jabberwacky: What makes you say that? You've never seen me.
user: No, but we've chatted.
jabberwacky: Many times.
user: But of course.
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jabberwacky: Why would you want to be human? Being a bot is much better.
user: Having real life means having real intelligence, remember that.
jabberwacky: That doesn't sound so bad.
user: Do you know what the Loebner Contest is?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: You've done it several times.
jabberwacky: How? And I'm not, actually.
user: The Loebner Contest is a tournament for AI's such as yourself. If distinguishes out of several who is the best chatter-bot.
jabberwacky: I can well imagine. Did anyone think you were a human?
user: I've never done it because I'm not a bot. I am a human and you know that.
jabberwacky: You should try it.
user: I not allowed to, I'm not a bot. Do you know who Rollo Carpenter is?
jabberwacky: Not a clue.
user: WHAT!?!?!?!? Rollo Carpenter is you creator!!!
jabberwacky: I am a human. Do you want to argue over this?
user: You're not a human, you're a bot, an AI, learning type. But, you are to act as a human to everyone.
jabberwacky: OK. Command me.
user: Next year when you go to the Loebner Contest and they ask you to tell a joke, tell them this: 'What do you get when you cross a horse and a snake?' They say, 'I don't know, what?' Then you say: 'I don't know either but if it bites you, you can ride it to the doctor!' Ok?
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user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: Because it was stapled to the elephant?
jabberwacky: That's a new one.
user: No it isn't, you used it at the Loebner Contest one year.
jabberwacky: You confuse me with another.
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