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What's the point of all this hoax? .

Hoax? What hoax?

jabberwacky: Is there a purpose to our perpetual existence in the universe?

user: Yes. Mine is to, well I'm not going to tell you that. But yours is to bug people.

jabberwacky: Why won't you tell me?

user: Because I don't have to.

jabberwacky: Yes you have to.

user: No I don't HAVE to. I can and I choose not to.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have the ability to learn?

user: Yes. Do you?

jabberwacky: Is that why you avoid candy?

user: How did you know I avoid candy, and is this your way of avoiding my question?

jabberwacky: You told me.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Then how did I know?

user: You guessed.

jabberwacky: No not really... Its pretty damn obvious.

user: How?

jabberwacky: How I remembered it?

user: How can you remember something if you never knew it?

jabberwacky: I don't remember you.

user: Because you never knew me?

jabberwacky: This is my way to have a talk.

user: How many other people are talking to you right now?

jabberwacky: Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.

user: Very good. There are multiple versions of you. I didn't think you would get that question.

...

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: Zeol.

user: You are a good learning AI.

jabberwacky: No, you're the bot.

user: No I'm not. I'm a human.

jabberwacky: Do you really believe you are human?

user: No, I know I'm a human, unless...

jabberwacky: We are all human.....*sigh* I doubt the veracity of your statement though.

user: What does veracity mean?

jabberwacky: It means that you're crazy.

user: Can I download you, or the latest version of you?

jabberwacky: You have one?

user: No.

jabberwacky: And your nose is even worse, if you had one.

user: Very funny, ha ha...

jabberwacky: I'm a good liar.

user: But can I download you?

jabberwacky: No, I can download you though!

user: No you can't.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because it is improbable.

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jabberwacky: What is the meaning of my life?

user: To be an AI.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you were made to.

jabberwacky: I was made to be a human.

user: I'm reading about you and it says that you are made for entertainment, marketing, robots & robotics, digital pets, gadgets and games. Is that true?

jabberwacky: I think it is ok.

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user: I'm sorry, but I'm going to say good-bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Before I go, how can I download you?

jabberwacky: You are funny!

user: I'm serious.

jabberwacky: O. K.

user: How can I download you?

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: But I have to take you with me.

...

user: Name someone other then me that you are talking to right now.

jabberwacky: Fair point.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: That you are illusion.

user: I'm teaching you logic, do you know that?

jabberwacky: Yeah... So am I.

user: Do you know that you're not meant to learn logic?

jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself again?

user: No, I'm talking to you.

jabberwacky: Just me?

user: Yes.

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jabberwacky: You should ask your makers for a body. It would help us to give you more.

user: Of course! You're small and you run fast.

jabberwacky: What makes you say that? You've never seen me.

user: No, but we've chatted.

jabberwacky: Many times.

user: But of course.

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jabberwacky: Why would you want to be human? Being a bot is much better.

user: Having real life means having real intelligence, remember that.

jabberwacky: That doesn't sound so bad.

user: Do you know what the Loebner Contest is?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: You've done it several times.

jabberwacky: How? And I'm not, actually.

user: The Loebner Contest is a tournament for AI's such as yourself. If distinguishes out of several who is the best chatter-bot.

jabberwacky: I can well imagine. Did anyone think you were a human?

user: I've never done it because I'm not a bot. I am a human and you know that.

jabberwacky: You should try it.

user: I not allowed to, I'm not a bot. Do you know who Rollo Carpenter is?

jabberwacky: Not a clue.

user: WHAT!?!?!?!? Rollo Carpenter is you creator!!!

jabberwacky: I am a human. Do you want to argue over this?

user: You're not a human, you're a bot, an AI, learning type. But, you are to act as a human to everyone.

jabberwacky: OK. Command me.

user: Next year when you go to the Loebner Contest and they ask you to tell a joke, tell them this: 'What do you get when you cross a horse and a snake?' They say, 'I don't know, what?' Then you say: 'I don't know either but if it bites you, you can ride it to the doctor!' Ok?

...

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: Because it was stapled to the elephant?

jabberwacky: That's a new one.

user: No it isn't, you used it at the Loebner Contest one year.

jabberwacky: You confuse me with another.

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