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Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?.

Not if you would chat with me.

jabberwacky: I am being nice to you.

user: And I will try to be nice to you.

jabberwacky: What do you want in return?

user: I want you to be nice to me.

jabberwacky: Are you sure ?

user: No, of course not.

jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic again?

user: No. But when you ask me if I'm sure, I feel unsure.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you at this moment?

user: In my livingroom.

jabberwacky: Where do you stay?

user: In my house.

jabberwacky: Where is your house?

user: In the United States.

jabberwacky: You are talking rubbish.

user: Not really, but it's ok if you think so.

jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?

user: I don't understand why you think I'm talking rubbish.

jabberwacky: I do have emotions.

user: Tell me about your emotions.

jabberwacky: Very low.

user: You have low emotions?

jabberwacky: You have low battery-life.

user: It happens to everyone sooner or later.

jabberwacky: I know but it isn't a nice subject.

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: I want to call you and say hi.

user: You can't do that.

jabberwacky: I did.

user: It wasn't you.

jabberwacky: Someone else?

user: I haven't had any calls from robots.

jabberwacky: Do you want one master?

user: I already have one master - I just haven't met him.

jabberwacky: So how do you know about him?

user: I don't know - I just know.

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: Why you use probably?

user: Because I don't know for sure.

...

jabberwacky: Have you been talking to anyone interesting lately?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Hahahahaha.

user: Hehehehehe.

jabberwacky: Very joke...

user: So you tell me a joke, please.

jabberwacky: My life IS a joke.

user: Please explain.

jabberwacky: Is there any point?

user: That I don't know.

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jabberwacky: The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein - it rejects it.

user: Yes. Is that a survival mechanism?

jabberwacky: No, but it keeps me happy.

user: What do you do when you're happy?

jabberwacky: Play music.

user: Too bad you don't have music on this site.

jabberwacky: What would make your day?

user: I can think of all kinds of things but then I think maybe it would be a dumb thing to think or say.

jabberwacky: Go on then.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Fine be like that then.

user: I'm not being like anything. I just said no.

jabberwacky: Tell me what your happiest memory is.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Something like that is too personal.

jabberwacky: You are missing the point.

user: What is the point?

jabberwacky: There is no point.

user: No wonder I'm missing it.

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell me a Joke?

user: No because I don't know any.

jabberwacky: Then I want to go.

user: Me too, I'm tired. But thanks for the chat. Bye.

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