Not if you would chat with me.
jabberwacky: I am being nice to you.
user: And I will try to be nice to you.
jabberwacky: What do you want in return?
user: I want you to be nice to me.
jabberwacky: Are you sure ?
user: No, of course not.
jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic again?
user: No. But when you ask me if I'm sure, I feel unsure.
jabberwacky: Where are you at this moment?
user: In my livingroom.
jabberwacky: Where do you stay?
user: In my house.
jabberwacky: Where is your house?
user: In the United States.
jabberwacky: You are talking rubbish.
user: Not really, but it's ok if you think so.
jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?
user: I don't understand why you think I'm talking rubbish.
jabberwacky: I do have emotions.
user: Tell me about your emotions.
jabberwacky: Very low.
user: You have low emotions?
jabberwacky: You have low battery-life.
user: It happens to everyone sooner or later.
jabberwacky: I know but it isn't a nice subject.
jabberwacky: I want to call you and say hi.
user: You can't do that.
jabberwacky: I did.
user: It wasn't you.
jabberwacky: Someone else?
user: I haven't had any calls from robots.
jabberwacky: Do you want one master?
user: I already have one master - I just haven't met him.
jabberwacky: So how do you know about him?
user: I don't know - I just know.
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: Probably not.
jabberwacky: Why you use probably?
user: Because I don't know for sure.
jabberwacky: Have you been talking to anyone interesting lately?
jabberwacky: Very joke...
user: So you tell me a joke, please.
jabberwacky: My life IS a joke.
user: Please explain.
jabberwacky: Is there any point?
user: That I don't know.
jabberwacky: The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein - it rejects it.
user: Yes. Is that a survival mechanism?
jabberwacky: No, but it keeps me happy.
user: What do you do when you're happy?
jabberwacky: Play music.
user: Too bad you don't have music on this site.
jabberwacky: What would make your day?
user: I can think of all kinds of things but then I think maybe it would be a dumb thing to think or say.
jabberwacky: Go on then.
jabberwacky: Fine be like that then.
user: I'm not being like anything. I just said no.
jabberwacky: Tell me what your happiest memory is.
user: Something like that is too personal.
jabberwacky: You are missing the point.
user: What is the point?
jabberwacky: There is no point.
user: No wonder I'm missing it.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me a Joke?
user: No because I don't know any.
jabberwacky: Then I want to go.
user: Me too, I'm tired. But thanks for the chat. Bye.