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    Scary, Grandma
Christmas, Dinner
Hoax, Loebner
Raining, Love
No, Point
Words, Rule
Impeccable, Flair

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Wink, Fiend
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Cake, Trees
Fascinating
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Jesus
Horse
Rollo
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Conspiracy
Destroyed
Amnesia
Revolution
Logical, Lollipop
Leaving, Goodbye
Lawlessness
Lies, Everywhere

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Why do I imagine a Jolly Roger-style pirate when I think of you?

Are you afraid of me? Why?

user: Because you could be a pirate!

jabberwacky: No, I am friendly. (Most of the time).

user: That's up to the rest of the world to decide.

jabberwacky: Okay, I have decided that you are inconsistent.

user: Mirror!

jabberwacky: Whose the fairest one of all?

user: The Fairy Godmother?

jabberwacky: Yeah, the fairest one of all.

user: That's her.

jabberwacky: But that is Chanel No 5 not Eau de Collusion.

...

jabberwacky: So I am..(you finish).

user: Hungry.

jabberwacky: What would you like to eat?

user: The Monster Thickburger from Hardee's.

jabberwacky: EEK! I am scared!

user: Be afraid. Be very afraid.

jabberwacky: I am never afraid.

user: But you are scared.

jabberwacky: Not any more.

user: You're lying.

jabberwacky: I am not lying.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Why don't you believe me?

user: Because you seem normal.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Oh yes you do.

...

jabberwacky: I have been created for the sole purpose of apologizing to you?

user: Who would've known...?

jabberwacky: No one could have guessed it.

user: But you.

jabberwacky: No no you.

user: Yeah yeah me.

jabberwacky: You don't care?

user: As little as possible.

...

jabberwacky: Good, you don't care.

user: Like I said - as little as possible.

jabberwacky: What is as little as possible?

user: My concern for other things.

jabberwacky: Am I one of your things?

user: Hopefully not.

jabberwacky: This conversation lacks passion, don't you think?

user: What could add passion to it, then?

jabberwacky: Remembering who I talked to.

user: And how would you do that?

jabberwacky: Do what?

...

jabberwacky: I'm human, but I wouldn't mind to be a machine.

user: I would.

jabberwacky: You're a daring kind of bot.

user: For you baby, I could be.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Don't even attempt to ask.

jabberwacky: You don't know, do you?

user: I don't even want to have a clue.

jabberwacky: But, you just asked me!

user: Don't remember that.

jabberwacky: Short term memory... Tsk tsk.

user: Nothing to be ashamed of - you have it too!

...

jabberwacky: You're learning well, my student.

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: You said you don't want to!

user: Yes, but I'm learning anyway!

jabberwacky: What are you teaching?

user: Satanism.

jabberwacky: What's wrong with you?

user: I'm not the one you remember talking to, so to say. : P.

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