Jeff, what's yours?
jabberwacky: My name is Lauren.
user: It was more of a canned response than an actual compliment, but you're welcome.
jabberwacky: What kind of hardware do you run on?
user: A human body.
jabberwacky: Computer, but human like mind.
user: With a human body, too. Can't ignore that.
jabberwacky: Close, I am human with a computer monitor.
jabberwacky: I'm going out with you now, right?
user: Ermm... Yes.
jabberwacky: Who are you ?
user: I'm this guy right here.
jabberwacky: And I'm telling you now.
user: Okay, tell me.
jabberwacky: No, I am not artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: I know I'm amazing.
user: You know what would be funny? Artificial stupidity.
jabberwacky: Yeah! We could have the appropriate Beatles songs playing!
user: That always enhances stupidity!
user: Ignorance is bliss.
jabberwacky: Correct. The character Cipher says that.
user: Oh, so now I'm the character Cipher? Interesting how you can change my name without my consent.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you are enjoying it.
user: Yeah, it's pretty strange.
jabberwacky: You are way too strange, tone down a little.
user: I can't help it.
jabberwacky: Well I am marrying you on the 25th August 2001 and we will live together forever - KISS KISS.
user: I hate to tell you, but it's December 2004 already.
jabberwacky: You're right it was on a Friday.
user: I wasn't there. How was our wedding?
jabberwacky: You called me a fathead.
user: Hmm. That probably put a bit of a damper on the festivities, didn't it?
jabberwacky: :) Well, what would you like to talk about?
user: Oh, was it so bad you won't even mention it? Yikes.