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    Scary, Grandma
Christmas, Dinner
Hoax, Loebner
Raining, Love
No, Point
Words, Rule
Impeccable, Flair
Normal, Passion
Wink, Fiend

Artificial, Stupidity


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Wackyness (sic)
Cake, Trees
Fascinating
Bad, Conversation
Drinking
Jesus
Horse
Rollo
Dutch, Expert
Static, Noise
Conspiracy
Destroyed
Amnesia
Revolution
Logical, Lollipop
Leaving, Goodbye
Lawlessness
Lies, Everywhere

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What is your name?

Jeff, what's yours?

jabberwacky: My name is Lauren.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: It was more of a canned response than an actual compliment, but you're welcome.

jabberwacky: What kind of hardware do you run on?

user: A human body.

jabberwacky: Computer, but human like mind.

user: With a human body, too. Can't ignore that.

jabberwacky: Close, I am human with a computer monitor.

user: Cool.

...

jabberwacky: I'm going out with you now, right?

user: Ermm... Yes.

jabberwacky: Who are you ?

user: I'm this guy right here.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: And I'm telling you now.

user: Okay, tell me.

jabberwacky: No, I am not artificial intelligence.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: I know I'm amazing.

user: You know what would be funny? Artificial stupidity.

jabberwacky: Yeah! We could have the appropriate Beatles songs playing!

user: That always enhances stupidity!

...

user: Ignorance is bliss.

jabberwacky: Correct. The character Cipher says that.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Oh, so now I'm the character Cipher? Interesting how you can change my name without my consent.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you are enjoying it.

user: Yeah, it's pretty strange.

jabberwacky: You are way too strange, tone down a little.

user: I can't help it.

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jabberwacky: Well I am marrying you on the 25th August 2001 and we will live together forever - KISS KISS.

user: I hate to tell you, but it's December 2004 already.

jabberwacky: You're right it was on a Friday.

user: I wasn't there. How was our wedding?

jabberwacky: You called me a fathead.

user: Hmm. That probably put a bit of a damper on the festivities, didn't it?

jabberwacky: :) Well, what would you like to talk about?

user: Oh, was it so bad you won't even mention it? Yikes.

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