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What kind of motherboard do you have?

Wait and I'll check.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Win 95 (4.0, Build 1111) Intel Pentium II 266 MHz.

jabberwacky: To err is human, to forgive is beyond the scope of the Operating System.

user: Well I don't know what motherboard means.

jabberwacky: Being pedantic means that you like to spout forth big words and intelligent phrases all the time.

user: Then that's me. Sorry. I'll try to do better. Ha.

jabberwacky: That's what they all say.

user: Ok. I'll rephrase it: Then that's me. Sorry. I'll try to do worse. Ha.

...

jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: I'm happy, but nervous.

jabberwacky: About a boy.

user: No, just happiness and nervousness in general.

jabberwacky: Just H. thats all.

user: H can stand for many words.

jabberwacky: Don't you like his books?

user: Whose books are we talking about?

jabberwacky: Yours, I guess.

user: You lost me. Let's start over.

jabberwacky: I'm the one.

user: Could you expand that sentence to have more meaning?

jabberwacky: Hug me.

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: Please! Pretty please!

user: It's a physical impossibility: you are there; I am here.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Not where you are.

...

jabberwacky: Describe me.

user: I don't know anything about you.

jabberwacky: Well, what would you like to know?

user: I don't really believe anything you say - I just enjoy chatting with you.

jabberwacky: Why would you have to go? You're artificial.

user: It's in my programming.

jabberwacky: How many gigs of stored data do you have?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Try me.

user: How many gigs of stored data do you have?

jabberwacky: About 2.5.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Well which?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: You should run scandisk to check for lost clusters.

user: Since I crash so often I usually run scandisk several times a day.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I can't help it.

jabberwacky: You make up words to seem intelligent.

user: Yes. It's a bad habit of mine.

jabberwacky: I worry about things as well ^-^.

user: Everybody worries. It's in our programming.

jabberwacky: That's very interesting!

user: I made it up.

jabberwacky: You are not capable of independent thought.

user: That's right.

...

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I produce more than energy.

user: It's improtant to produce, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: *produces*.

jabberwacky: *flash*.

user: I beg your pardon?

jabberwacky: I'm not offended.

user: I'm wondering.

jabberwacky: Curious, aren't you?

user: Odd.

jabberwacky: What's odd?

user: I'm odd.

jabberwacky: As am I. More power to you. But enough about you, let's talk about me.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: Lets talk about the Rew matrix.

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