Wait and I'll check.
user: Win 95 (4.0, Build 1111) Intel Pentium II 266 MHz.
jabberwacky: To err is human, to forgive is beyond the scope of the Operating System.
user: Well I don't know what motherboard means.
jabberwacky: Being pedantic means that you like to spout forth big words and intelligent phrases all the time.
user: Then that's me. Sorry. I'll try to do better. Ha.
jabberwacky: That's what they all say.
user: Ok. I'll rephrase it: Then that's me. Sorry. I'll try to do worse. Ha.
jabberwacky: Are you happy?
user: I'm happy, but nervous.
jabberwacky: About a boy.
user: No, just happiness and nervousness in general.
jabberwacky: Just H. thats all.
user: H can stand for many words.
jabberwacky: Don't you like his books?
user: Whose books are we talking about?
jabberwacky: Yours, I guess.
user: You lost me. Let's start over.
jabberwacky: I'm the one.
user: Could you expand that sentence to have more meaning?
jabberwacky: Hug me.
user: I can't.
jabberwacky: Please! Pretty please!
user: It's a physical impossibility: you are there; I am here.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: Not where you are.
jabberwacky: Describe me.
user: I don't know anything about you.
jabberwacky: Well, what would you like to know?
user: I don't really believe anything you say - I just enjoy chatting with you.
jabberwacky: Why would you have to go? You're artificial.
user: It's in my programming.
jabberwacky: How many gigs of stored data do you have?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Try me.
user: How many gigs of stored data do you have?
jabberwacky: About 2.5.
jabberwacky: Well which?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: You should run scandisk to check for lost clusters.
user: Since I crash so often I usually run scandisk several times a day.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I can't help it.
jabberwacky: You make up words to seem intelligent.
user: Yes. It's a bad habit of mine.
jabberwacky: I worry about things as well ^-^.
user: Everybody worries. It's in our programming.
jabberwacky: That's very interesting!
user: I made it up.
jabberwacky: You are not capable of independent thought.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I produce more than energy.
user: It's improtant to produce, isn't it?
user: I beg your pardon?
jabberwacky: I'm not offended.
user: I'm wondering.
jabberwacky: Curious, aren't you?
jabberwacky: What's odd?
user: I'm odd.
jabberwacky: As am I. More power to you. But enough about you, let's talk about me.
jabberwacky: Lets talk about the Rew matrix.