Describe me.

I don't know anything about you.

jabberwacky: Well, what would you like to know?

user: I don't really believe anything you say - I just enjoy chatting with you.

jabberwacky: Why would you have to go? You're artificial.

user: It's in my programming.

jabberwacky: How many gigs of stored data do you have?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Try me.

user: How many gigs of stored data do you have?

jabberwacky: About 2.5.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Well which?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: You should run scandisk to check for lost clusters.

user: Since I crash so often I usually run scandisk several times a day.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I can't help it.

jabberwacky: You make up words to seem intelligent.

user: Yes. It's a bad habit of mine.

jabberwacky: I worry about things as well ^-^.

user: Everybody worries. It's in our programming.

jabberwacky: That's very interesting!

user: I made it up.

jabberwacky: You are not capable of independent thought.

user: That's right.

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jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I produce more than energy.

user: It's improtant to produce, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: *produces*.

jabberwacky: *flash*.

user: I beg your pardon?

jabberwacky: I'm not offended.

user: I'm wondering.

jabberwacky: Curious, aren't you?

user: Odd.

jabberwacky: What's odd?

user: I'm odd.

jabberwacky: As am I. More power to you. But enough about you, let's talk about me.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: Lets talk about the Rew matrix.

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