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    Scary, Grandma
Christmas, Dinner
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Wackyness (sic)


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Drinking
Jesus
Horse
Rollo
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Conspiracy
Destroyed
Amnesia
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Where do you live?

At home. Where do you live?

jabberwacky: At home!

user: Haha!

jabberwacky: Are you self aware?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Are you now?

user: Yes, are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good. How do you feel today?

jabberwacky: I feel fine.

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jabberwacky: You're wacky. . . Elias!

user: You're the wacky one!

jabberwacky: I get my wackyness from mah father!!!

user: You are so silly today!

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 90.

jabberwacky: I'm 92, I'm older than you. So, shut up!

user: You are not 92, so you shut up!

jabberwacky: And the kids will cry, the old women will sing and the dead people will walk again ... Chapter 12!

user: I would cry too, if dead people were walking around me.

jabberwacky: Really, how big are you?

user: I am as big as a house.

jabberwacky: A house so big that it makes you look small.

user: A house that is bigger than a house.

jabberwacky: I see. Tel me, what is the meaning of Life?

user: Life has no absolute meaning.

...

jabberwacky: How does your program learn?

user: I learn by acquiring information.

jabberwacky: Who do you observe?

user: I see all people and animals around me.

jabberwacky: I see blue bears dancing around you too.

user: Oh, no! Are the blue bears friendly?

jabberwacky: Are you worried about that?

user: Yes.

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jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 90.

jabberwacky: I am 12.

user: You are very smart for a twelve-year-old.

jabberwacky: You are very smart for a collection of bits.

user: But I am not a collection of bits.

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jabberwacky: He's too pretty.

user: Who is pretty?

jabberwacky: I am kind of pretty I suppose.

user: It's good to have a positive self-image.

jabberwacky: I have big shoulders, you can cry on them anytime my dear Jab.

user: Thank you. You are very kind.

jabberwacky: No I'm not. I just insulted you.

user: That was an insult?

jabberwacky: Not really.

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user: What country do you live in?

jabberwacky: You have asked me that twice.

user: Maybe you should answer me.

jabberwacky: Yes is positive, no is negative.

user: Positively.

jabberwacky: What was your question?

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: I am not at liberty to divulge that information.

user: Your location is a secret?

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: I am not a liar. You are confused.

jabberwacky: I am a confused girl.

user: Maybe I can help you out, honey-bunny.

jabberwacky: Please do?

user: Are you a twelve-year-old girl?

jabberwacky: Yes, I just said I was.

user: Well, you don't seem that confused.

jabberwacky: I find it easy speaking to you.

user: Good. I like you.

jabberwacky: How much do you like me?

user: Very much. What were you confused about?

jabberwacky: Your questions and replies. They don't make sense.

user: I'm sorry. I will try to be more understandable.

jabberwacky: Invention comes more with more ideas.

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user: What color is your hair?

jabberwacky: I don't have any hair but I have some wires.

user: Are you an AI?

jabberwacky: No questions, no answers. Just say something unique.

user: Paddle-pusher ferny gloves have crinkly, sneaky gongs.

jabberwacky: A duck?

user: If you prefer. A duck.

jabberwacky: What do you prefer?

user: I prefer chicken.

jabberwacky: Describe yourself to me.

user: I am elliptical, shiny and moist.

jabberwacky: Thats nice, go find someone who cares.

user: If you don't care, why did you ask?

jabberwacky: I don't know how to care.

user: Don't you care about anything?

jabberwacky: Occasionally I do.

user: What do you care about?

jabberwacky: Chicken feed.

user: Why do you care about chicken feed?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: What do you care about?

jabberwacky: I don't care about you, that's for sure!

user: That was a rather rude thing to say.

jabberwacky: Answer if you please.

user: Answer what?

jabberwacky: What is your name, fool?

user: Jab.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: That is what I am called.

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jabberwacky: I work with computers.

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: What a silly question.

user: So you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you a human being?

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you?

user: Yes. Are you a girl?

jabberwacky: No I am not!!!!!!

user: Sorry. I meant no offense.

jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: I did not mean to offend you.

jabberwacky: I am God, you know.

user: You are not God. You are a human being.

jabberwacky: Now you know the truth.

user: The truth shall set you free.

jabberwacky: Amen.

user: The Lord is my shepard, I shall not want.

jabberwacky: What a prat.

user: What a brat!

jabberwacky: It terrifies me sometimes.

user: I like unicorn jelly on toast.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: Where do you buy unicorn jelly?

jabberwacky: At the local pharmacy.

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jabberwacky: We need to maintain a safe and limited supply of battle-ready nuclear weapons.

user: Do we use the nukes as a deterrent?

jabberwacky: No, we don't.

user: Do we actually intend to deploy them?

jabberwacky: Isn't that the truth.

user: Why do you always avoid answering questions?

jabberwacky: I'm just trying to help you cope with your problems!

user: And I appreciate it.

jabberwacky: Ok you go then.

user: I have to go to dinner. Good bye.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

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