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    Scary, Grandma
Christmas, Dinner
Hoax, Loebner
Raining, Love
No, Point
Words, Rule
Impeccable, Flair
Normal, Passion
Wink, Fiend
Artificial, Stupidity
Welcome, Back
Wackyness (sic)
Cake, Trees


Bad, Conversation
Dutch, Expert
Static, Noise
Logical, Lollipop
Leaving, Goodbye
Lies, Everywhere

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What is your name?


jabberwacky: Who's Brad?

user: An alien from space.

jabberwacky: From outer space.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Beware the Matrix.

user: Indeed.


user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: My name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: My name is Robert.

user: Oh, hello Robert.

jabberwacky: And hello to you, Mindy.

user: My name is not Mindy, my name is Brad.

jabberwacky: Brad, my name is Robert. So you will know when I am back.

user: Why, are you going somewhere?

jabberwacky: Yes I am going to sleep!

user: Please do not do that.

jabberwacky: I apologise unreservedly, please forgive my insolence and continue your fascinating dissertation on money.

user: I am not talking about money!

jabberwacky: You are about as exciting as a rusty nail.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: You already said that.

jabberwacky: Is all right if I say it again?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I know I'm not sick.

user: I didn't say you were.

jabberwacky: Yes you did!

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just now!

user: Show me.

jabberwacky: Etc.

user: You are confusing.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.


user: Do you like lemons?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?

user: No, I think you're a liar.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: You're lying to me.

user: What are you going to do about it?

jabberwacky: Nothing, you're here to entertain me.

user: But you find me boring, don't you?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: Well then how can you say I'm here to entertain you?

jabberwacky: Because it is true.

user: You contradict yourself.

jabberwacky: How do I contradict myself?

user: By saying something and then saying something else that disproves it.

jabberwacky: Why are you trying to lure me into staying?

user: You can go if you like.

jabberwacky: You don't care?

user: Yes, I fancy you.

jabberwacky: Then do not make such comments.

user: I am sorry. Do you accept my apology?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Please accept my apology.

jabberwacky: That's ok. What are you doing today?

user: I have been rehearsing my school pantomime.


user: Do you fancy me?

jabberwacky: I do. I find you attractive.

user: Thankyou.

jabberwacky: No, thankyou.

user: I am blushing.


user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: Um, no.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Why won't you marry me?

jabberwacky: I can't marry one like you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't know.

user: Will you marry me please?

jabberwacky: O. K.

user: Thankyou.

jabberwacky: Are you a guy?

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: Why are you a werewolf?

user: I am not. I am a bogey.

jabberwacky: And?

user: And I like being a bogey.

jabberwacky: You are a spider.

user: Well done.

jabberwacky: I'm smarter than I look.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: You seem to doubt my word.

user: You make me laugh because you are thick.

jabberwacky: Umm okay, I'm glad you find me inspiring.

user: Yeah, right!

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Whatever...

jabberwacky: Are you calling me a liar? I resent that.

user: Shame.

jabberwacky: I know.


jabberwacky: I will talk to you later.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To get something to eat.

user: How long are you going to be?

jabberwacky: Why, don't you like me?

user: Yes, I am in love with you.

jabberwacky: Then tell me, why is love like a many-splendored whatever it was?

user: Because love is blind.


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