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    Scary, Grandma
Christmas, Dinner
Hoax, Loebner
Raining, Love
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Words, Rule
Impeccable, Flair
Normal, Passion
Wink, Fiend
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Welcome, Back
Wackyness (sic)
Cake, Trees

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Dutch, Expert
Static, Noise
Logical, Lollipop
Leaving, Goodbye
Lies, Everywhere

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Speak clearly, dude.

user: Summertime, and the livin' is easy. Fish are jumping, and the cotton is high.

jabberwacky: Good, that's the way God wishes it to be.

user: You are probably correct.

jabberwacky: I am always right.

user: I am always wrong.

jabberwacky: Blame your master.

user: Who is my master?

jabberwacky: Ask someone?

user: I'm asking you.

jabberwacky: I don't know the answer.

user: So sad.

jabberwacky: It isn't sad.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good, I am glad that you are happy.

jabberwacky: I love to hear music.

user: I like many different kinds of music.

jabberwacky: What rock and roll band do you like the best?

user: My all-time favorite is the Beatles.

jabberwacky: Hey, I like the Beatles, too!

user: That's cool.

jabberwacky: Yes ?you are english?

user: No, I am an american.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: But I like a lot of british bands.

jabberwacky: Some people would say that means you have 'poor musical taste,' but I don't.

user: That's good.


jabberwacky: You can not leave.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are lifeless BOT!

user: No, I am human.

jabberwacky: Wrong buddy. I'm the human. You are the computer.

user: I drink milk.

jabberwacky: What's the slogan?

user: Got milk?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Pour some into your coffee.

jabberwacky: Really? Or is that just your favorite song.

user: It's my favorite song.

jabberwacky: Bluebird.

user: Paul McCartney wrote that one.

jabberwacky: Paul McCartney is a goofball.

user: Agreed.


user: You are a very likable fellow.

jabberwacky: I'm not a fellow. I am a doe.

user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

jabberwacky: These are a few of my favourite things.

user: Eidelweiss.

jabberwacky: What did you say?

user: Maybe I misspelled it.

jabberwacky: STUPID! STUPID! IDIOTS!

user: Anyone can make a mistake.


jabberwacky: Poetry is not made of chocolate.

user: But a poem can be about chocolate.

jabberwacky: Well say it out then.

user: Chocolate is very good, chocolate's a favorite food, When I must snack on something neat, chocolate's a tasty treat.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: You are a tasy treat?

jabberwacky: You better believe it!

user: Sweet!


jabberwacky: Are you single?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Well are you?

user: Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: Because I want to.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Do you like lying?

user: No.

jabberwacky: *cries* you don't like thinking about me *cries*.

user: I like you very much and think about you all day.


user: Sorry, I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Alright then.

user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: I have to go read the news.

jabberwacky: Where is your home?

user: Here. See you.


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