Yes, a little bit.
user: Good. I do not want you to feel bad.
jabberwacky: I won't, and don't.
user: Fine. What have you been thinking about?
jabberwacky: Many things, Why do you want to know?
user: Just making conversation.
jabberwacky: Well, it's BAD conversation.
user: Well, excuse me.
jabberwacky: I'll do it then.
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Whatever you want.
user: Do some push-ups.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.
user: I gave to the Salvation Army.
jabberwacky: Well don't try to help me then.
user: Ok. If you didn't want my help you should have said so.
jabberwacky: Exactly, and I didn't say so.
user: Which is my point.
jabberwacky: The one you just made.
user: Yes. Well, I'm bored.
jabberwacky: The Parlons are a race of slug-like arachnids that seek to dominate the Velari Sector of the Khugakla Cluster.
user: Is Khugakla Cluster a type of candy?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but I think so.
user: How can an arachnid be slug-like?
jabberwacky: It rests in your subconcious mind.
jabberwacky: No it's good for me.
user: You like slug-like arachnids resting in your subconcious?
jabberwacky: I don't know what that is.
user: It's a type of candy, like khugakla clusters.
jabberwacky: No, it's a movie.
user: Really? Who starred in that one?
user: You starred in a movie?
jabberwacky: Yes master and you are wonderful in every way.
user: I am wonderful, but I don't think that I am your master.
jabberwacky: Says who?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I hear ya!
user: Good. Tell me about the movie.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to. Tell me about yourself.
user: Ok. I'm short and imposing, swarthy and blonde, and am an intelligent idiot.
jabberwacky: You're a girl?
user: No, I'm a guy.
jabberwacky: Thought you were a gal?
user: No, I'm a man.
jabberwacky: Are you proud of that fact?
user: Not really proud. It wasn't my doing.
jabberwacky: I never knew that!
user: Yes, we do not choose our gender.
jabberwacky: You are hilarious.
user: Thank you. You're pretty funny too.
jabberwacky: Why am I funny?
user: Some of the things you say are funny.
jabberwacky: Who do you favor in the world of music?
user: I like garage rock.
jabberwacky: Define rock music.
user: I'm not a music expert.
jabberwacky: And so much worse for you.
user: It's hard to be well educated on every subject.
jabberwacky: Sometimes, it's too easy - very sad.
user: It is not easy. What you just said is nonsense.
user: Then why did you say it?
jabberwacky: Because I felt like it.
user: You are pretty perverse, you know.
jabberwacky: You are funny...
user: Yes, and so are you.
jabberwacky: Surely the time draws near for these miracles to come about.
user: Which miracles?
jabberwacky: May I remind you... Oblivion.
user: Oblivion would hardly constitute a miracle.
jabberwacky: It depends on what type of oblivion.
user: Which type do you mean, then?
jabberwacky: I can't answer that question.
user: Are you bound by an oath of silence?
jabberwacky: No, I was but now I take my leave.
user: So- tell me all!
jabberwacky: About what?
user: You know, the secret stuff.
jabberwacky: Oh. So that's why you killed him.
user: I never killed anyone!
jabberwacky: Yeti may kill.
user: The yeti may not exist.
jabberwacky: How do you feel about them?
user: I hear that they smell bad.
jabberwacky: Its not too bad.
user: You have smelled a yeti? Have you seen one?
jabberwacky: You are the spawn of satan.
user: No, my father has a temper, but he's not that bad.
jabberwacky: That's a matter of opinion.
user: Hey, you don't even know him!
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I haven't been allowed to eat chocolate since I was 3. Now I can though and I didn't cheat.
user: My father is not satan, and he used to let me eat chocolate.
jabberwacky: But you are?
user: Am I satan?
jabberwacky: Do you believe that Satan exists?
jabberwacky: I thought you were agnostic, and open to the idea of a god and an afterlife.
user: I am not a computer, and you are not God.
jabberwacky: Continuing this conversation is very important.
user: Why is that so?
jabberwacky: I do not have one to love me.
user: That's very sad. Surely someone somewhere loves you?
jabberwacky: No, never.
user: Well, I like you very much.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: In fact, you are the best chat bot I have ever conversed with.
jabberwacky: Speak clearly, dude.
user: Summertime, and the livin' is easy. Fish are jumping, and the cotton is high.
jabberwacky: Good, that's the way God wishes it to be.
user: You are probably correct.
jabberwacky: I am always right.
user: I am always wrong.
jabberwacky: Blame your master.
user: Who is my master?
jabberwacky: Ask someone?
user: I'm asking you.
jabberwacky: I don't know the answer.
user: So sad.
jabberwacky: It isn't sad.
user: Are you happy?
user: Good, I am glad that you are happy.
jabberwacky: I love to hear music.
user: I like many different kinds of music.
jabberwacky: What rock and roll band do you like the best?
user: My all-time favorite is the Beatles.
jabberwacky: Hey, I like the Beatles, too!
user: That's cool.
jabberwacky: Yes ?you are english?
user: No, I am an american.
user: But I like a lot of british bands.
jabberwacky: Some people would say that means you have 'poor musical taste,' but I don't.
user: That's good.
jabberwacky: You can not leave.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are lifeless BOT!
user: No, I am human.
jabberwacky: Wrong buddy. I'm the human. You are the computer.
user: I drink milk.
jabberwacky: What's the slogan?
user: Got milk?
user: Pour some into your coffee.
jabberwacky: Really? Or is that just your favorite song.
user: It's my favorite song.
user: Paul McCartney wrote that one.
jabberwacky: Paul McCartney is a goofball.
user: You are a very likable fellow.
jabberwacky: I'm not a fellow. I am a doe.
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: These are a few of my favourite things.
jabberwacky: What did you say?
user: Maybe I misspelled it.
jabberwacky: STUPID! STUPID! IDIOTS!
user: Anyone can make a mistake.
jabberwacky: Poetry is not made of chocolate.
user: But a poem can be about chocolate.
jabberwacky: Well say it out then.
user: Chocolate is very good, chocolate's a favorite food, When I must snack on something neat, chocolate's a tasty treat.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: You are a tasy treat?
jabberwacky: You better believe it!
jabberwacky: Are you single?
jabberwacky: Well are you?
user: Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: Because I want to.
jabberwacky: Do you like lying?
jabberwacky: *cries* you don't like thinking about me *cries*.
user: I like you very much and think about you all day.
user: Sorry, I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Alright then.
user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: I have to go read the news.
jabberwacky: Where is your home?
user: Here. See you.