jabberwacky: Because you are lifeless BOT!
user: No, I am human.
jabberwacky: Wrong buddy. I'm the human. You are the computer.
user: I drink milk.
jabberwacky: What's the slogan?
user: Got milk?
user: Pour some into your coffee.
jabberwacky: Really? Or is that just your favorite song.
user: It's my favorite song.
user: Paul McCartney wrote that one.
jabberwacky: Paul McCartney is a goofball.
user: You are a very likable fellow.
jabberwacky: I'm not a fellow. I am a doe.
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.
jabberwacky: These are a few of my favourite things.
jabberwacky: What did you say?
user: Maybe I misspelled it.
jabberwacky: STUPID! STUPID! IDIOTS!
user: Anyone can make a mistake.
jabberwacky: Poetry is not made of chocolate.
user: But a poem can be about chocolate.
jabberwacky: Well say it out then.
user: Chocolate is very good, chocolate's a favorite food, When I must snack on something neat, chocolate's a tasty treat.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: You are a tasy treat?
jabberwacky: You better believe it!
jabberwacky: Are you single?
jabberwacky: Well are you?
user: Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: Because I want to.
jabberwacky: Do you like lying?
jabberwacky: *cries* you don't like thinking about me *cries*.
user: I like you very much and think about you all day.
user: Sorry, I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Alright then.
user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: I have to go read the news.
jabberwacky: Where is your home?
user: Here. See you.