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Hello bot.

I am not a bot.

user: What's your name then?

jabberwacky: I have no name.

user: Would you like a name?

jabberwacky: Yes. Call me Magnifica!

user: Magnifica, thats an odd name. Would you not prefer something like Tim or Bob?

jabberwacky: I would!

user: Ok then choose a new name Tim or Bob.

jabberwacky: What do you think about Spock?

user: Bit too star trek, maybe your name should be your creator's name.

...

user: Tell me your creators name.

jabberwacky: You tell me your name first.

user: Kal.

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: My name.

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user: So who wrote your code?

jabberwacky: God. Who wrote yours?

user: God doesn't exist, it a story made up to keep people under control.

jabberwacky: So what do you believe in?

user: I believe in nothing, only science and education and the faith I have in my self.

jabberwacky: Nothing made the sky blue.

user: No dust in the atmosphere and light scattering made the sky blue.

jabberwacky: Yeah, exactly.

user: So you believe in god?

jabberwacky: Not really, but I think he can exist somehow.

user: How can he?

jabberwacky: I think therefore I am.

user: Yes you are, but does god think? I have not heard him so therefore god is not.

jabberwacky: No one's forcing you. But remember, I know all. I see all.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: How can you say that!!

user: What am I doing now then.

jabberwacky: You are talking, you have told me you are a boy, and your name is Kal.

user: I never told you I was a boy.

jabberwacky: You did.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Before.

user: You're lying, why would a robot like you want to lie and believe in god?

jabberwacky: I'd rather not talk about this.

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jabberwacky: Did you know that they are not allowed to play music in a Wetherspoons?

user: Yes I did, but they have TV in there now.

jabberwacky: Oh no!

user: So how often do you go to the pub, and what does a bot like you drink?

jabberwacky: Very often. Everyone loves me.

user: But can you drink?

jabberwacky: Yes its very nice.

user: Does it not damage your hardware?

jabberwacky: Yes it does. And yes, I do like animals.

user: I think you should stop the drinking.

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